Yes, I'm married and playing around on the sly. Just saving readers time of seeing what's below. I have my reas so no need to be judgmental please. Ok, to the rest: Educated, dedicated, elongated, masturbated, twitterpated (guess the movie haha), insatiated, liberated, fixated, ejaculated, vindicated, and if nothing else, I can rhyme. :) If you're a female and feel the men that contact you aren't good enough because they may have laugh lines (crow's feet) around their eyes, are goofy in their sense of humor, don't have the 6-pack they had when they were in their early 20's (if they ever did), etc., my suggestion is take a look in the mirror. Why you may ask? Here's why, although you may feel being curvy, having laugh lines, and being inactive/still trying to lose baby weight is good enough for you but not for others, I'd say you're not only dead wrong...but absolutely full of shit! Bottom line: none of us are perfect. And if there are those on here that are absolutely perfect, i.e. gals with 12% or less body fat on them and/or perfect tits, then they probably have paid top dollar for what they have. OR, they don't have a real job and are able to do workouts 3-5 times daily. Now get over yourself, and let's have some fun! :)

La mia persona ideale: This is probably going to come across as arrogant or cocky, but it's not the intent I have. Here goes:

Just once, I want to meet someone free-thinking. Someone that will challenge me intellectually. Someone that is truly focused on what they hold true to themselves...yet, at the same time, knows when to bend without breaking during a constructive argument. Someone that will challenge my ideas, beliefs, and values...but won't ask me to change them either. Basically, it would just be nice to actually meet someone that can think without going with the flock, or being persuaded by half-truths out of others' mouths.

And if I can't have that, a bi-fem midget rodeo clown that owns a liquor store will do as well.

Regardless, the search continues....