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wannatonguefuck 63/M
Palm Desert, California
Introduction
The other day I was slicing mango when I noticed one was a little green and hard and the other was beautifully juicy and sweet and ripe. The green went into salsa -- too dry and hard and not very sweet, but the riper fruit dripped down my chin and onto my shirt. Now I'm smart enough to know I'm not the first person to use the fruit metaphor to describe women (mangoes, peaches, melons? -- yikes, I'm off track here), but somehow it hit me like a ton of bricks -- why I like the riper, maturer woman. Maybe it was the vitamin B-12 in the mango. They're juicier. Sweeter. And willing to drip down my chin and onto my chest? I was hard within seconds.
I'd describe myself as smart and funny, sometimes in that order, even. I'm considered pretty easy going but I work very, very hard at my job and am pretty succesful at it. Lots of hours, lots of responsibility. Tons of other outside activities, too, but I'm not in a position to hit women up for sex in the "outside" world. So, I'm looking for a little diversion here....
Oh, by the way, I'm pretty bald. I don't apologize for it (how can I?) so if baldness is on your "turn off" list, it's better that we don't even get started. On the scale of "just a little spot in the back" to "pretty bare" it's closer to the latter than the former. I'm not sensitive about it. I don't shave my head, I don't wear a goofy combover, I'm not an indoor-hat-wearer.
So, if you're looking for a smart and funny -- or funnay and smart -- guy that really loves women, read on....
My Ideal Person I'm not looking for a goddess. I'm really looking for a woman that's willing to receive oral with a sort of reckless abandon, who really, really loves sex and loves her own body, but that can be discreet, too. Somebody smart and fun, with a sense of humor. A little bit devilish. And other activities, too? -- we'll see where this takes us. No strings, though; this is too small a town. Ideally, you'd be between 35 and 50 and reasonably fit, though there's a deliciousness to that "some additional padding" that I love, too.
Let's see where we end up with this.....
My Ideal Person I'm not looking for a goddess. I'm really looking for a woman that's willing to receive oral with a sort of reckless abandon, who really, really loves sex and loves her own body, but that can be discreet, too. Somebody smart and fun, with a sense of humor. A little bit devilish. And other activities, too? -- we'll see where this takes us. No strings, though; this is too small a town. Ideally, you'd be between 35 and 50 and reasonably fit, though there's a deliciousness to that "some additional padding" that I love, too.
Let's see where we end up with this.....
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | January 1, 1961 |
Marital Status: | Prefer not to say |
Height: | 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm |
Body Type: | Average |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Education: | Master's degree |
Race: | Caucasian |
Male Endowment: | Prefer not to say/Prefer not to say |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | English |