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am chunky, 57 yrs old, I have brown medium length hair and brown eyes. Please think ! If you think this would interest you by all means contact me, however my time is valuable.I am secure enough I do not really care what others think. I am educated and get bored easily.I like a person that can converse about more than the weather. I am looking for intimate ongoing friendship. If I choose to give freely of an intimate part of myself, I believe it is fair to ask of a little time and conversation from you. Please can you act as if you are interested in me for more than just sex? If i just wanted sex, an orgasm I can get that from my wand massager.
I have a dry quirky humor takes a little time to get to know it. IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO MEET ONCE AND FUCK MOVE ON I AM NOT INTEREST IN PLAYERS. I AM LOOKING FOR A LONG TERM AFFAIR NOT TO BE A NOTCH ON A BEDPOST!!!
My anti-bucket list
Like many others before me, I found myself reflecting on the fertile question of “what’s next?”
Since I’m told the 50’s are when we women are supposed to find our mojo, I figured it was time to start living life out loud as instructed and build my own bucket list.
As I googled exotic adventures and considered what’s next, I remembered what so many other 50 somethings shared as I joined their ranks:“You learn to not give a shit about what other people think”.
So I wondered, what else should I give up? If I’m going to not give a s&*t about what other people think, maybe the second half isn’t so much about what we want to do, but what we won’t do anymore.
I came up with this: The Anti-Bucket List for Women.
1. Cease considering the latest rules to follow or ignore when opening the closet.
I’ll wear whatever the hell I want to, when I want to. Honestly, if it fits me, doesn’t embarrass me, and makes me happy, I’m going to wear it.
There’s no red carpet to walk down lined with eyes of scrutiny and if you find yourself on one, see #2 below.
2. Realize there’s nothing more to prove—to anyone.
If they can’t see for themselves how smart, caring and amazing I am, don’t expect me to tap dance to prove it.
Stop dancing for others.
3. Lay down the sword of superior strength.
I’ve supported myself since I was 12 years old, there’s no more need to prove my strength.
If a man or woman wants to take care of me, treat me like a queen and spoil me rotten, I’ll accept it with gratitude.
I’ve learned that accepting does not make me weak or needy, nor does it require I give up any control in life.
Receptivity has nothing to do with character strength.
4. Remove the anxiety and rock the raunchy.
If the thought of this makes you cringe, see #5 below.
5. Leave your homeland.
How the puritanical modesty of the pilgrim woman has lasted for over 1,618 years is surely a mystery to be solved.
Women in other countries rock their femininity regardless of thigh size or birth year.
America’s body shape fashion rules continue to be saluted with a well manicured middle finger in most countries outside the USA.
Reject the ridiculous rules of size and age dictated sexy.
6. Curb the comparison.
There’s always going to be another woman who’s smarter, sexier, more successful and probably more entertaining than I am.
The caveat? There’s no other woman on the planet with my exact combo.
Celebrating your unique recipe of flawed perfection allows those around you to appreciate the exotic flavor of you. ~
I’ll light a candle, turn down the lights and put my wiggly, jiggly, fabulous body parts into whatever makes me feel sexy.
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My Ideal Person I like bit younger.
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A remote wilderness spot, A hotel room
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Massage
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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