twas_bryllig 54 / M
"Warning, warning, married man approaching!"
Christchurch, New Zealand
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Member Since: October 15, 2004

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twas_bryllig 54/M
Christchurch, Christchurch , New Zealand
Phew, now that's out of the way, we can move to the main point of this profile - discussing the myth of the bored housewife.

70s and 80s UK sitcoms have a lot to answer for - bored housewives should be falling over themselves to talk to strange men according to the TV shows I used to watch.... them, and the women who are married to all the men in those shows who were fat and balding and couldn't get it up any more.... Viagra has a lot to answer for I think

Ah well, such is life - this may be a slower way of possibly meeting someone, but it's probably safer than knocking on doors and asking if anyone's bored.

So save me from being arrested as a stalker and peeping tom, and email away.

My Ideal Person What am I looking for? That's a good question, do I need to answer straight away? Friendship, companionship, the occasional bit of physical affection (hugs and kisses are great, massages even more so).

As you may have noticed, I am married, and I'm not about to change that. So I can offer you some light relief and a chance to take your mind off things, an ear to listen, a shoulder to lean on, some hands to hold, but more than that, who can tell?

Will probably change this when I can think of something staggeringly witty to write instead.... it's been a while and no staggeringly witty things have come anywhere near me, so this will have to do for now.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 54 / male
  • Christchurch, New Zealand
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: May 1, 1962
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Married
Height: 177-180 cm
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: I have one
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: Prefer not to say
Want Children: Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses