simplyabstruse 54 / M
"Not complicated"
Big Rock, Illinois, United States
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Member Since: December 12, 2014

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simplyabstruse 54/M
Big Rock, Illinois
Lucky me. Just won a bet for a blowjob!
Witty, confident, divorced professional, height and weight proportionate with an appetite for touching and feeling and kissing before finding the perfect spot; which could be in the dressing room at Kohls. D/D free and intend to stay that way. No arrest record except for one of those damned right turn on red camera tickets. I have a passion for photography, so be prepared to be photographed---clothed of course. Umhuh. Looking for friends, FWB, lover.

My Ideal Person Slippery When Wet, Baby! That's her. She's height weight proportionate, under 5'-7", medium to long blonde hair, great sense of humor with a twinkle in her eye. She writes and speaks proper English, takes care of herself, loves to kiss, loves foreplay and is a tigress in the bedroom or in the wild. She should have all of her teeth, but if they're false teeth, well I think that would be perfect. Wink Wink!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), An airplane, A store dressing room, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 54 / male
  • Big Rock, Illinois, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women or Couples (man/woman)
Birthdate: June 9, 1962
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: Prefer not to say
Drinking: Prefer not to say
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Prefer not to say/Prefer not to say
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Either