Hmm, about me. Not much to tell really. I was born in a log cabin that I helped my father build. I never knew my mother as she left home before I was born. My father used to routinely punish me by locking me in a suitcase and then toss it down the stairs (which I enjoy to this day). I Lost Grandma a couple years back from second-hand chew. My eyes stink, hair routinely grows from my palms, and although I do live under a bridge, I rarely eat raw sheep. As far as occupation, I used to be a famous fiction writer. Perhaps you've read one of my checks. I enjoy soft touches, lingering kisses, and expressive eyes. I dislike aggression, webbed toes and ice water enemas. Actually, I am a semi-retired stuntman just looking for enjoyment in life.

理想の相手： Fit, stable, and secure. A sense of humor would be nice as well. Busty is also good, however, compact has its qualities. A lady that takes pride in her appearance as much as what's inside her head is ideal.
On second thought...let's go with breathing!
A few questions are important to me though.
1. Do you have any felony convictions in the past 6 months?
2. Any shallow graves on your property?
3. Any tattoos with an ex's name crossed out?
4. Any partially healed gunshot wounds?

Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look on the left side where it says Blogs. Click into the left column. If this stuff doesn't scare you...let's yak a bit.

お気に入りのバンド/アーティストは？:
Rudy Vallee

あなたが思い描いたことがあるHな妄想を教えてください。:
My favorite fantasy is that maybe someday I will have one.

ここでSEXをしてみたいと思う場所はありますか？:
Mostly my genitals

どんなプレイが好きですか？:
Most anything that does not involve me being shot.

セックスパートナーに一番に求めるものは？:
Of age, breathing

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