I'm in the mood for a creative fuck buddy in my life. Sexually, I'm pretty open to a "friends with benefits" situation. For me a perfect Friday night is one that doesn't end until the next day. I'm not changing my life, I'm kicking it to the curb and getting a better one. I am a sassy, busty, short, fat, persnickety woman. If you have to look up the word persnickety, please don't even bother contacting me.

Der ideale Mensch für mich I am looking for a fun, open-minded, entertaining partner(s) in crime and punishment.

1. You must enjoy sex.
2. Sex is fun. I like to have a good time, so should you.
3. You should love huge breasts and be prepared to spend a significant amount of time worshipping the ginormous titties I possess.
4. You should be shaved/trimmed; I am. You should be considerate to the fact that I do not enjoy flossing my teeth with hair or coughing up hairballs.
5. You should be honest and comfortable with telling your partner what you enjoy.
6. SENSE OF HUMOR (see item 2)
7. Clean (a portion of this is covered under item 4)
8. Intelligent - I do realize not everyone has scored a perfect score on the SAT or is a member of MENSA - however, I am not an innocent, naive, immature teenager. Respect the fact I am a 30+ who enjoys a stimulating mental and physical encounter.
9. I am looking for a friend with benefits - not a one night stand or a NSA relationship. If you don't want to talk we sure as shit aren't going to fuck.
10. Be single, guys/girls - I am not going to be contributing to you fucking over your spouses or SO's. If you aren't getting something you need from your current relationship either get out or get help. Do not contact me.
11. If you have read this far, please see item 1.

Questions, concerns? Don't think you fit the bill but still want to try? Feel free to e-mail me.

Welche sexuellen Aktivitäten erregen dich?:
Oralverkehr geben, Oralverkehr empfangen, Analsex, Sexspielzeuge (Vibratoren, Dildos etc.), Leichtes Bondage, Spanking, Rollenspiele, Gemeinsames Masturbieren, Brust-/Brustwarzenfolter, Klammern etc.

Hattest du schonmal Cybersex?:
Niemals! Ich will es körperlich fühlen.

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