If we hotlist you, then it is most likely because either the male or female half is marking your profile for the other one to read, either because we are interested in you, or because your profile was particularly awesome for one rea or another. Current the male half is not really looking for any new playmates, he is happy with what he has, but they are still looking for couples to have fun with. Now, so that you understand who we are and what we enjoy in the mundane world; Is your favorite time of the day 4:20? Have you ever watched.. Battlestar Galactica, Jericho, Heroes, Doctor Who (whose YOUR favorite Doctor?), Chuck, Eureka, Weeds, or Smallville? Have you ever read anything from... Stephen King, Robin Hobb, Robert Jordan, Max Brooks, Ann Rand, Anne Rice, or George RR Martin? Have you ever played... World of Warcraft, Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom, Tenshu Stealth Assassins, or NFS Most Wanted? Do you know these movies? “Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.” “Hey fuck-ass, give me a beer.” “Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?” “Forgive me, Majesty. I am a vulgar man! But I assure you, my music is not.” “Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.” “The price is wrong, bitch.” “The old woman remembered a swan she had bought many years ago in Shanghai for a foolish sum.” We still enjoy... Max Headroom, Gummi Bears, The Prier, and The Pirates of Dark Water. Do you know the g IDs for your favorite Karaoke tunes by heart? If you got through that without running for the hills, then you may have figured out by now that we are geeks. We are proud of our Geekdom, our collections, and hobbies. Things about both of us; we are happy people, we look at one another as if we were newlyweds, we abandoned broadcast television and use Netflix and Hulu instead. We are both fat --I suppose we could say BBW and BHM.. But yea, we are fat. But we have cute smiles. :D She loves to cook and has the hardest job in the world; staying home to care for our two ren. She is a sweet girl in her 30s, a little shy but very loving. He is a boisterous man in his late 30s who sometimes seems cold, but that is just a shell. He is addicted to Rockstar and is trying to quit smoking. We would like to find a couple we can be friends with, who can understand our naiveté in regards to this lifestyle. The idea of it is not new to us, but to actually put the fantasy into practice, well, that is something else entirely. We would like to get to know you, have a BBQ, swap chili recipes (actually no, it is a secret, sorry), maybe even go out for a little karaoke. We you like us, if we like you, then we can see what happens, but if you are not willing to let us ease ourselves into the idea of sharing, then we are not the couple that you are looking for. We both enjoy oral, both giving and receiving, and lucky for us we both love anal. We enjoy “Daddy” games and the occasional RP session, hard pinching, grabbing, twisting, mouth covering, and maybe even a little biting and scratching. Other times we enjoy sitting back and watching the other masturbate, maybe reaching over to lightly fondle and caress the other’s body, whispering naughty words to one another. And still overtime we hide behind the kitchen counter and fuck as fast as we can, and hope no one walks in on us. He also enjoys writing short stories, so if you have any ideas you would like to see in 3-4 pages of what ever send him a message, he tends to enjoy writing BDSM and fantasy/sci-fi tales.

My Ideal Person We are not wholly sure what we are looking for. Fun perhaps. She is Bi-Curious, but only a little.

I am more fond of a very open minded couple with bi-curious traits all around so that everyone gets a little of everything.

She is mildly subby, where as I have a rather stark dominant streak that we have put on a shelf for the last decade.

He loves to flirt and take his time.

She is pushy and wants a person who knows what they want and how to communicate it. She understands no means no and actually likes to hear it now and again. It turns her on.

Anyway, thank you for stopping by, drop us a note or what ever tickles your fancy.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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