[SIZE 3][COLOR darkblue]I am the most powerful and interesting woman in the world. My mere gaze reflects microwaves. I eat non-dairy creamer for breakfast. I can divide the square root of Pi by zero. I rip staples out of letters with my teeth. I'’ve watched 'The Notebook' without shedding so much as one tear. I can change the TV channel with my mind. I kick stingrays. My beer is never flat. I will entrance you with my beauty. I give metermaids parking tickets. Fluorescent lights cease flickering in my presence. My white-out never clumps. People ask me where stuff is in Home Depot. I’m more flexible than a Romanian gymnast, More absorbent than a Sham Wow, Sharper than obsidian. Fuck Chuck Norris. He’s got nothing on me.

Min Idealperson
I'm into...

- People who are into actually living their lives instead of blogging about living their lives.

- People who like their lives, or have the balls to change their situation if it is not to their liking.

- People who don't get their education from a cable news network and are comfortable with shades of grey.

I'm not into:

- The Pap(smear)arazzi and the Cockwavers (You'll shoot your eye out!).

- Bloggers who commercialize the blog purpose. No, I don't want to pre-order your fucking blog and have you add me to your mailing list for coupons for 10% off your next thought.

- Blingaholics. There should be a support group for those people.

I get along best with people who are happy, educated, open minded, sexy and completely demented and/or deranged.

Just like me.

Here for friends and blogs. I'm not looking for the hook up (or the hookah, or the hooker, or anything involving hooks. Actually, I don't even really like the word "hook". It just doesn't look or sound like it should be a word.)

Vilka är dina favorit musiker eller grupper?:
I always run out of room in this spot.

Vilken typ av sexuella aktiviteter gör dig kåt?:
depends on my mood

Har du någonsin haft cybersex?:
Jag har provat det, men det är inte detsamma.

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