[B][COLOR crim]I’m simply tired of looking at DICKS[/COLOR]![/B] Gentlemen it is your prerogative to use whatever kind of photos that you choose in your profile. However, if you expect a positive reaction from me, please do not send me cock, dick, or prick shots of yourself. If you have a picture of your genitals displayed as your main photo and you decide to send me a message, please note I will no-longer respond to anyone sending me the above mentioned photos, unless you also attach a picture of your face with the message! Sensual, safe, straight, female laid back and down to earth, seeks A FRIEND for discreet sexual encounters. [COLOR red][SIZE 1][B]PLEASE READ THE PROFILE COMPLETELY BEFORE SENDING A RESPONSE[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR], IF YOU ARE MENTALLY CHALLENGED (or in other words don’t understand the written English language) PLEASE REFAIN FROM SENDING ME OBTUSE MESSAGES BETTER YET DO NOT CONTACT ME PERIOD!

My Ideal Person I am seeking someone special who can go out for meals, long walks, the theater or a movie. Must also be open to explore and fully experience a complete sexual encounter. If you are discreet, D/D free. WEIGHT IN PROPORTION TO HEIGHT, young at heart, and honest! Let’s have fun times with no stress, and or complications. It would be a real plus if you can a ride motorcycle! Then you may be the one that I am looking for?

If you do not fit the criteria that I am seeking I will not respond to your e-mail!!!

Okay apparently I haven’t been clear and concise in this portion of my profile or the people reading it haven’t quite mastered the written English language yet. I will go one step further and interpret what I have written here, that way if you have other thoughts you won’t bother me with BRAINLESS inquires.

Seeking a friend for discreet sexual encounters:
Definition: FRIEND; A favored companion. If you’re seeking a one-nightstand, instant gratification or an occasional romp between the sheets of some sleazy motel. I’m not the person for you so move on.
Definition: SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS; Heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis. Intercourse involving GENITAL contacts between individuals OTHER THAN penetration of the vagina by the penis. If you are seeking some perverted form of sexual fulfillment or in other words anything other than what is described above (or looking for someone to “teach you new tricks”) I’m not the person for you so move on.
Lets have fun times with no stress, strings or drama:
Definition: Stress/drama; Constraining force or influence. Not looking to change your current life or mine, only to enhance what we already have. If you are seeking maternal instincts, a shoulder to cry on or someone to lend you money or buy you gifts. I’m not the person for you so move on.
Definition: Strings; a group of objects threaded together, attachments. If you are looking for an emotional bond, someone with whom you can plan a future or (see above) someone that you can have influence over. I’m not the person for you so move on.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Temptations, Aaron Neville, Harold Melvin & the Blue
Notes, Kem, many more!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Making love on a glass elevator over looking the night sky.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No, can't think of a soul, nothing!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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