First off -- I'm a nerd, a geek, and a dork all rolled into one underneath a flaky pastry crust. If you're looking for someone who's going to be the coolest guy in the room or the life of the party, thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts for you. For those of you who are strict constructionists, I'm 28, 6', 200 lbs (give or take,) with blond hair, blue eyes, and a roguish grin. I'm one smart cookie, a bit on the quiet side, but it makes me an excellent listener, and some people have been able to overcome that little personality quirk. In e-mails/chat/IM conversations, I've been known to be quite verbose. Funny in a dead pan sort of way. I go to the gym 4-6 times a week (depending on the weather) but the strongest muscle on me is my brain, with my tongue a close second. In my spare time I like to read, draw, do crosswords and other sorts of puzzles, make music, juggle penguins, and flirt with pretty girls. If you're still reading at this point, congratulations! You win a pony. Write me to redeem. (No purchase necessary. Limit 1 pony per entrant.)

My Ideal Person I'm looking for a woman who would like some intelligent sensual conversation, who understands and enjoys the playful side of sex, who likes to be challenged, who can rely on linguistics as much as cunilingus to keep my sail at full mast. Really want to turn me on? Stroke my taut cerebellum. Do it in a completely unexpected and unique manner, and you'll blow my mind. Then I'll have to return the favor. Are you game?

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I'm not sure I have a favorite.

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Celebrities don't do it for me. I'd rather have
someone real to play with me rather than a body to use as an
object.

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