Unadulterated, preservative-free, and no added sugar with a killer wit to match... No bells, no frills, no whistles.. Just satisfaction guaranteed or my dignity back! The powers that be do not grant me with the ability to reply to your messages.. So 1+1=Gimme gimme gimme something to reply to!!! Preferably faster than snail mail but not as instant as a phone call.. ;p Get to me on sthe usual IMs with my nick at the Mail that's Hot on your Comp!

Min Idealperson Numero Uno: You've got to know how to laugh. No two ways about it, I'm a laugh leech. Sarcasm dry enough to put off John Clese or Billy Connolly and you're a sure winner.

Numero Dos: You have to be a top-secret double agent serving in the special covert forces on an undercover ops mission to fuck the living daylights out of me cos the Queen Mother's sanity depends on it. (read: no strings, discreet, yadda yadda yadda for the simple fact that I'm attached in a healthy relationship that I do NOT wish to get out except that I'm just a horny lil bastard with raging hormones looking for some relief.)

Numero Tres: Respect yourself. You can have shitloads of moolah with all that you wish for at a snap of your fingers but if ya ain't got no class then I'm sorry but you gotta walk the plank. I on the other hand.. have loads of class but no money. Or whatever cash I've amassed goes straight to that lovely body we so dearly call the government of this island right into their coffers. Gold-diggers, go pan your wares elsewhere.

Vilka är dina favorit musiker eller grupper?:
Too many.. just too many..

Berätta om en av dina sexuella favoritfantasier. Var inte blyg!:
Gee now.. where do I start?

Vilken typ av sexuella aktiviteter gör dig kåt?:
Ge Oralsex, Få Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Leksaker (Vibratorer/Dildosar/osv.), Urolagnia/Våtsex/Gyllene duschar (Vattensport/Urin), Rimming, Fetisch, Lätt bondage, Smiskning, Rollspel, Trekant, Slav/Mästare, Gemenskap Onani, Matlekar, Göra hemmagjorda "filmer", Vara med i erotiska fotografier, Voyeurism, Handbojor/Fjättror, Bröst/Bröstvårta, klämmor, osv., Ögonbindel, Fisting, Massage

Har du någonsin fantiserat om att ha sex med en känd person? Vem? Vad är det med dom som får dig att bli upphetsad?:
Jolie, Theron, Hayek, Jovovich, Lopez, need I say more?!

Har du någonsin haft cybersex?:
Jag har provat det, men det är inte detsamma.

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