It would be so easy to just say I am just looking to get my wee wittle weenie pwayed with. But no! I shall write something longer and much more verbose and filling. I am the Buddha without the adorable, hairless belly. I am Charles Bron but alive. I am Charlie Brown without the annoying friends because I put them all in the trash compactor after Linus started quoting scripture. I am Sidney Crosby without the puck. I am a penguin without the swell tux. I am just looking to get my wee wittle weenie pwayed with. Better? (Also please read my entire profile including the Questions and Answers.)[COLOR green][/COLOR]

Der ideale Mensch für mich You? <---terribly corny answer

Me? <--- very conceited answer

Something with a pulse? <--- probably true depending on how many martinis I have had

Erzähle eine deiner liebsten sexuellen Fantasien. Sei ganz offen!:
Barbie Benton's breasts.... that's it... I would
just like to own them. I have since "Cannonball Run"
came out.

Welche sexuellen Aktivitäten erregen dich?:
Oralverkehr geben, Oralverkehr empfangen, Analsex, Sexspielzeuge (Vibratoren, Dildos etc.), Rimming, Dreier, Cross-Dressing, Gemeinsames Masturbieren, Eigene "Filme" erstellen, Teilnehmen an erotischer Fotografie, Dressing up as the back half of a circus horse costume.

Welche Eigenschaften sind für dich am wichtigsten wenn du nach einem Sexpartner suchst?:
Ein wenig von allem, Breathing

Hast du schon mal davon geträumt mit einer berühmten Persönlichkeit Sex zu haben? Mit wem? Was reizt dich an dieser Person?:
The dude who played Webster. He was cute. I could dress him
up. I could rest my balls on his head.

Hattest du schonmal Cybersex?:
Ich habe ziemlich häufig Cybersex.

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