I used to have pics of myself up, but I just couldn't handle all the e-mails I was getting. And ladies, if I may say ladies, some of them were rude. My peral favorites include the e-mails with nothing but a phone #. I mean am I really going to call a number of someone I know nothing about. Also, all the e-mails from women stating "hi this is (insert name here), I am going to be in your area on a business trip on (insert date here) and I was wondering if you would like to get together?" got old as well. I mean come on, I am not a giglo for out of town business women. Ok, if you are wondering, yes this profile is a spoof on all the others, and I hope I made you laugh, because that is me. I like to joke around. Life is too short not to laugh at least once a day! Now, seriously, I am a professional. I work alot in a high stress job and I really don't have much time to go out and meet people. I guess I am looking for more non-work-related interaction outside of the bar scene (this does not mean intimacy only). Drop me a line, lets e-mail/chat and get to know each other, who knows where it will lead from there.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: If I knew I probably wouldn't be on this site. LOL Honesty is the biggest thing. Tell me how it is even if you don't think I will like it. I like to chat with interesting and adventerous people. Variety is important in life. Many relationships fail because people think they can only get that variety from a new partner, but if you work at it a little bit, you can have all of that within a relationship.

Wat zijn uw favoriete muzikanten of bands?:
Jimmy Buffet, Pat Dailey, many more

Deel één van uw favoriete seksuele fantasieën. Houdt u niet in!:
Having a partner who is at least as adventurous as I am. I would love to be in a relationship some day where we can always find something new to try! I truly believe that alot of relationships fail because people think that the variety that they need can only come from a different partner when actually that variety could come within the relationship if only they would try.

Over welke locatie voor een seksuele ontmoeting fantaseert u?:
Many!

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb regelmatig cyberseks.

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