ps52758 58 / M
"A preview of coming attractions..."
Saginaw, Michigan, United States
 
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ps52758 58/M
Saginaw, Michigan
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Update 3-27-12:

I really have seen it all now. I just received two flirts from obviously fake women. One was 6 minutes ago, the other was an antique of 12 minutes. By the time I even opened them up, the site said they were gone.

Pardon me for asking a dumb question, but why bother???? STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, please, if you are fake, clench your fist tight and go shove it up your ass and once its in there, un-clench it. Fireworks will go off!

And if can't get yours in there, let me know. I'll certainly shove one of mine up there! Just remember that you will end up cross-eyed with a shit-bag attached to your hip for the rest of your life.
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I've just recently returned from my second seven month tour of duty in NY (on business LO, and am glad to be back in MI.

I own a business that prevents me from posting anything other than the pictures I have posted. I did that once, and Petey Jr. and the twins went into hiding for a couple of days. Evidently they didn't like all the publicity. And I panicked when I couldn't find them, especially when they blew off a public performance as "Big Bob and the Bad Boy Band", so I won't do that again!

The business does, at the same time, however, offer me the freedom to do about anything I want, whenever I want.

You will find me to be a lot of fun to be around, and won't be disappointed! I like to have a good time!

Whether that's for a night, a day, a weekend, a week or forever. I will only stop when you tell me to.

I'm comfortable dressed up or down, out at a club or relaxing at home. I'm very spontaneous, but can plan activities as well.

I'm REALLY good at screwing up YOUR schedule. I don't get in trouble with my boss for being late to work in the morning, but you will be!!!

I also know my way around a kitchen and would love to cook for or with you. I'll even do the dishes! I even know what all the utensils are called!

I have ended my last LTR, or ATR (Any Type of Relationship), by choice for that matter, about 24 months ago, and have no trailing baggage. I had some, but the damned TSA lost it at LaGuardia Airport.

I am currently toiling on a more traditional dating site as well. At this point, I'm pretty much open to anything, heterosexually speaking. All my holes are EXIT ONLY, meaning, I will have NO contact with men, other than a high five, a handshake, or a shot maybe! I'm a former athlete, so yes, I've showered with many men, patted them on the ass and engaged in group hugs on the ice, but unless we're in full pads, it's not going to happen.

I can and will be VERY discreet, if you are in some kind of relationship, and are simply looking for something to enhance your life. I understand. Just please don't put me in an awkward position. I am not here as a tool for revenge or to create jealousy.

I will give you the attention you desire, I love nothing more than pleasuring a woman, especially orally. Just don't pull my hair out, I NEED it! (And I don't need Viagra, at least not yet!).

Oh yeah, before I forget, because I'm a Man, and my Chinese astrological sign is the Dog, that makes me a Mog, by the way. That's half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend. And I like to lick things! It's probably a good thing I can't lick myself all over, or I would NEVER leave the house. Did I mention that I like to lick things?

I may be a rookie, but it's easy to see there's a lot of BS on here. I know BS when I see it, smell it or step in it.

PLEASE be respectful. If you aren't real, PLEASE QUIT WASTING MY TIME! And I will absolutely NOT JOIN your sites. Maybe I'm in the wrong business. Here I thought selling energy-related products was good!

I must warn you in advance, I am very much like the character in the TV show "The Mentalist". I listen and watch. And REALLY beware if I act like I'm NOT paying attention. It's an act, when in reality I am so focused in you have no clue. When you think I am paying the least attention, I am paying the most. If you try to fool me, you are toast. I teach this to EVERYONE in my company.

Maybe I shouldn't let that cat out of the bag upfront, but what the hell. My grandma taught me a lesson once. She caught me lying (yes, I ate about half the cherries for the pie)and just chewed my ass out. And told me only to lie if I had first told the truth and that didn't work.

Are you honest or a liar? I WILL KNOW, or will find out. You will notice that I read your profile over and over. It's because every time I do I learn SOMETHING, good or bad.

Or, maybe I'm just looking at your pictures. LOL. You figure that out!

And a note to all of you women in Ghana, especially. Start rowing your boats now. First one here wins! Bring some good running shoes and I would suggest packing more than a ham sandwich. Michigan is long hike from either coast, depending upon which one you land on.

Isn't that a lot work for a stiff dick?

18-30 year old nice looking women from all parts of the world are NOT looking for a 53 year old guy. COME ON!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously!

I'm just allergic to deceitfulness, filth and poverty.

They cause my nose to run! And I'm TOO OLD to chase it!

My Ideal Person Intelligent, attractive, fit, spontaneous, adventurous, sensual, passionate, and a wild side is GREAT!

Though Petey Jr. is stimulated by visual attraction, as am I, of course, great sex or anything else happens in the brain. (Don't tell him this, but he doesn't have one. SHHH!)

So stimulate my brain, and in combination with a physical attraction, watch what happens!

And yes, I will need to see at least one facial picture of you that's with within 10-20 years of being current, unless of course you intend to wear a brown paper bag on your head all night.

Your age doesn't really matter, depending upon the relationship that you're looking for.

And size does matter, to all of us. I keep being asked, so I measured myself. I must say I felt a bit silly, I've stimulated myself before, just never with a Sears Craftsman tape measure, but I did it anyway. Using 6" as average, I'm roughly 33% larger, in three independent laboratory tests.

It does curve a bit to the left, so if you notice that I walk with a slight lean to the right, its simply to compensate for that in terms of balance.

Therefore, you should have small hands, comparatively. If you have paws, or can palm a basketball, I won't be interested in you. The Pistons can use some help, contact them.

Let's have some fun and laughs and see where it leads!

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  • 58 / male
  • Saginaw, Michigan, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: May 27, 1958
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Self Employed
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Protestant
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
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