Well.... I got kicked off Noah's Ark. I turned my cheek to unkind remarks. There was two of everything, but one of me. And when the rains came tumbling down, held my breath and I stood my ground. And I watched that ship go sailing, out to sea. I've been to Paris, and I've slept on the streets of Seattle. Spent a summer in Baltimore and someone broke into my van. The Polish police at the airport shook me down at the ATM for a bribe then they gave me a ride to my hotel. Camped out at Laguna and followed sugar magnolia to the Haight. She decided to have s and a white picket fence in Jersey. Lived at Ana's in Amsterdam and spent a night at the MelkWeg smoking with the Dandy Warhols. Met some Canadians and we hitch-hiked to East Berlin. Danced at the German/Turkish deli with senior citizens. Took the train to Munich, and went for a ride with a sexy piano player, who left me in Zurich. Flew to Central America and some hot junkie hit me over the head a beer bottle then her gang ripped of my cash and the Costa Rican cops busted me for smoking pot. With a rose in one hand and and a dagger in the other hand, I'll search the world online for my angel in black…..

La mia persona ideale: Looking for friendship and companionship but must be friends first! No quick one night, well maybe, no, Physically attractive, Clean, safe...