notnamedyet 58 / M
"I'm a procrastinator - I just read 1984."
williamsville, New York, United States
 
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notnamedyet 58/M
williamsville, New York
Introduction
I am declaring some phrases against the law. The crime is overuse: "and see how it goes"! ..and "please read entire profile before contacting"

Two things have to be present for this to work: motive and opportunity..

Profile shouldn't be just 2 or 3 lines.. but please don't go all Leo Tolstoy on me either..

Someone asked me - how do you know if it's a fake profile? I said that's easy - anyone that doesn't talk to me lol

IRONY: Using the Lord's name in vain as you decorate the tree and untangle the lights.r

The good news is.. I think you are a warm wonderful incredible person, the bad news is.. I'm a terrible judge of character..

If you find crappy typing erotic ...I can really get you hot!

In my spare time I like to try to decipher contradictory profiles. I am easy going and have a great sense of humor - but I am quite sure it wont come across in this ad! I like sports, reading and history - I dont like fiction as much - after all - they are lying to you - it didn't really happen!

My Ideal Person looking for intelligent and good sense of humor. A confident woman. As far as fantasies go - I can't go into details but it involves a snorkel and maple syrup! I like a strong confident woman - you know that would put toy soldiers on my stomach and shout orders to me in German.

I can't decide which I want: To find a soul mate to meet under the stars on a beach warmed by a romantic fire with a big bottle of wine and a cute puppy and read Emily Dickinson together under a blanket.. OR meaningless casual sex with a complete stranger!

I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone but "Social Networks" are a sinister conspiracy.

Information
  • 58 / male
  • williamsville, New York, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: November 29, 1958
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Prefer not to say
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have Children: Prefer not to say
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Prefer not to say/Prefer not to say
Circumcised: Prefer not to say
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses