LQQking to meet a Friend..... that could be a Friend with Benefits (FWB) Do you fit the description in 'My ideal Per'? Will you be a good friend? Will you listen? Will there be respect? Can you enjoy the company of a wonderful woman? I can enjoy the company of a good man, and I have been blessed to be a good friend, I am a good listener, and I respect feelings and opinions. Just because I don't like an opinion; does not mean I don't respect it. An opinion is like an asshole, everyone has one! I AM NOT .... (REPEAT) NOT DESEPERATE! I know what I want, and don't want! If you are trying to come up with an ice breaker, please be original and funny! I really have to add this .....I AM NOT....I WILL REPEAT ......I AM NOT INTO YOUNG MEN (younger more than 5 years) GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD! I will not respond, because obviously you can't read. I am a sarcastic, smartass, opinionated woman. I love to make people laugh. I can't tell a joke to save my life. What 'pops' into my thoughts, tends to be spoken. I do make people laugh. Please look at the first paragraph before you ask, then see below..... I am a BRUTALLY HONEST PER (if you know about brutally honest people - they tend to swear a lot), I tell it like it is. I do NOT sugar coat, beat around the bush, etc. It is what it is! If you understand, please read below.... If not, good luck in your search......

My Ideal Person 'My ideal friend with possible benefits': Should respect how I feel, and understand the following requirements. I do not want 'NSA' (no strings attached). I am not into one nighters, two nighters, or three nighters. I am picky with whom I share my body with. I do NOT BED HOP......I refuse to be treated like I am someone's property. I am my own person, with goals in which I want to accomplish in my life. I want a friend that is honest, did I say honest? Yes, I did, are you an honest man? I know there are still some out there. This person that I would like to have as a friend must not be married. I said, NOT MARRIED. If you are married, and your marriage is shit....get a divorce, I don't accept excuses on this one. If you chose to lie, eventually the truth comes out. The three things I do not tolerate.....LIARS, THIEVES, AND CHEATERS. I will not make any exceptions to my ethics and morals. I am not an angel, but I do respect other people. Please have a job, I do! I support myself, I do not give handouts. I know this may seem demanding to some. It's not, if you are a good person. There has to be some kind of chemistry. I am not being conceited. Think about it! A sense of humor is important. Life is too short! I want friendship first, then possible benefits. NSA is not FWB, please learn the difference. I love an intelligent conversation, to have the brain stimulated is orgasmic. I do NOT like negativity. Positive attitudes please. I do have a variety of interests and hobbies, want to know? Ask! If you think you can fit the description...let's chat..... PEACE OUT.....

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Too many to list.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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