mrsarcasticus14 39 / M
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Leeds, Yorkshire, United Kingdom
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mrsarcasticus14 39/M
Leeds, Yorkshire , United Kingdom
Well, here I am.
And why, you might ask am I here.

Well, dear reader, I'm here to meet new people, have some fun (not necessarily of the physical kind, but obviously I wouldn't say no...), and see what happens.

Exciting stuff you just *must* know about me:
• I'm a single chap, 37, living in Leeds, sadly locked into a corporate life, of suits, ties, and endless conference calls.

• I have certain obsessions in life. And by obsession, I mean I’m fairly geeky about them.
And the obsessions are: music, books, movies, fine vodka, and finer colognes (and if you must know, my current favorite is Acqua di Parma).

• I have certain rules in life: I don’t dance, I don’t sing, I don’t run for public transport, and I don’t wear shorts in public. A man’s gotta know his limits…

• Oh, and I hate beer, football, rugby, clowns, balloons, and cotton wool...

My Ideal Person Breathing...?

I have a "thing" for redheads...
And tattoos (despite not having any myself)...
And alternative looking ladies...
And brunettes...
And brown or green eyes...

Indeed, pretty much anyone who is interesting can apply (yeah, like I'm going to get any messages...)

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 39 / male
  • Leeds, Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: June 13, 1977
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 4 in / 162-165 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: Operations Manager
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Hair? What Hair?
Hair Length: Shaved
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
My Trophy Case: