mofauxboshix 44 / M
"My noggin is hoggin' all kinds of thoughts"
Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
 
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mofauxboshix 44/M
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Introduction
For those who get stood up, no-showed, chats that go nowhere...That's not me. Not here for that...
Single, fit , looking for an ongoing physical, monogamous relationship based on our mutual interests. This is a sex site, right?. Kind of like what I would be looking for on the other dating sites except here you are probably not shopping for a marriage proposal yet something more than just about the sex. I am normal and sane, sorting through the lunatic fringe on here hoping to find something similar. In a nutshell (or this nuthouse), seems like I am looking for a needle in a haystack.

My Ideal Person My ideal person? Left handed Gemini of independent means, in to spicy foods, yoga, music with soul , a politically incorrect sense of humor, prefers Bon Scott over Brian Johnson, keeps dugout in a kitchen drawer, when glancing at a clock showing twenty past four says YES!!!!, and can cook/bake things from scratch...Someone who I would hang out with even if we were not fucking each other.

But Seriously... A cool chick who is pretty, sexy, adventurous , active, drama free, doesn't take themselves too seriously (especially on this site), isn't bitter over all the douche-bags on this site who were all talk/no show, and isn't on here to validate something by measuring how many guys swing their cocks in their direction, cause that is just fucking weird. Bonus points if you have daddy issues and are half my age.

If you have read this and did not separate the fact from fiction, found no humor, and/or look at life through a PC lens well it's just AdultFriendFinder...Keep on keepin' on sunshine...\8

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Too many to list

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Dear P***h*us* forum, I never thought this would happen
to me but last summer I was running through the park, It was
hot, sunny, remote. I approached a picnic table, on top
was a sunbather wearing an American flag bikini. She glanced
over and I could tell she was staring at my....

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Does a local celebrity count? lol

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Information
  • 44 / male
  • Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: October 13, 1972
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: yes
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: Prefer not to say
Want Children: Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Inconsistent/Variable
Glasses or Contacts: None
My Trophy Case: