FIRST OFF PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE PROFILE-SERIOUSLY DOES ANYBODY READ?? READ HERE FIRST!!!! IF YOU FIT ALL THE BELOW THEN EMAIL ME-IF YOU DON'T THEN MOVE TO THE NEXT PROFILE-I WON'T SETTLE FOR SOME OR PART OF WHAT I WANT-IT WILL BE ALL OR NOTHING. AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OF OTHERWISE. I DO NOT DO MARRIED MEN!! NO MARRIED MEN!! IF YOU ARE ATTACHED AND CHEATING THEN I AM NOT INTERESTED. IF YOU SWING AND YOUR WIFE/PARTNER KNOWS ABOUT YOUR HOBBY THEN WE CAN TALK BUT IF YOU ARE CREEPING CREEP TO THE NEXT PROFILE. I DON'T DO DRAMA!! I luv to fuck, am adventurous and a multiple orgasm kind of gal-are you the man that can make those multiple orgasms happen? I love to suck dick and never waste a drop. But I need a man with stamina-who can really hang-no minute men please!! No small dick men either (8+ and thick!!)-may not be the size of the ship but no one wants a tug boat. And short men please don't respond (5"10 and up)-I DO NOT LIKE SHORT MEN!!! I like it when a man gets a little rough and kinky. So if you like what your reading so far send me an email and we can talk further. Discretion is a must, be a gentleman, don't feel the need to brag about getting with a woman that is such a turnoff and a sign of an insecure man. And please PLEASE don't write me CLAIMING you guarantee you can make me cum or what you've done for other women--that's other women-NOT ME. Not looking for a serious relationship-but I don't do one time hookups!! Looking for a hot and passionate fling. Okay after receiving some interesting invites let me break this down for you guys-if you just got out of pri or have ever done hard time-STOP reading now-do not email me, or contact me-I don't do jailbirds. I don't mean the one time I had too much to drink-overnight stay-I mean hard time. If you have long hair-sorry guys but I want to be the only one with waist length hair in the bed-if you are too lazy to describe in your profile your wants and desires-I'm not interested-if you're that lazy on line you can't do anything for me in the bedroom. When sending me an email please try to say something witty and attention grabbing-remember this is not much different than a club-you are competing with A LOT of other guys so give me a rea to respond or to view your profile, your email represents you-if it's interesting I'll respond but once again if you are too lazy to attempt to catch my attention you can't do anything for me in the bedroom. If you cannot spell and are too lazy to click on the provided button below to spell check-don't email me-why? See above comment about laziness. Yes I am a freak-no I am not a ho so be creative and catch my eye and trust me you will be well-rewarded. [B][COLOR crim]And by the way if your sexual orientation on your profile says you prefer not to say DO NOT EMAIL ME-I WILL NOT RESPOND. I don't do gay or bi- or whatever the fuck you want to call it[/COLOR][/B]. Now if you are still with me than congrats and I hope to hear from you because it will be worth your while. You can find me chatting at times in the Carolina Room. That's a great way to begin the getting to know you process. [COLOR crim]UPDATE 8/10/10 So for all the men who want to skip to the pictures let me put my desires in an easy to read list: 1. BE SINGLE OR PLAYING WITH PERMISSION-ATTACHED, MARRIED OR CHEATING=NO CHANCE! ([B]YES I AM MARRIED...YES IT IS AN OPEN MARRIAGE)[/B] 2. HYGIENE IS A MUST!! I HATE HAIRY MEN-EWWWW! AND MANSCAPING IS A REQUIREMENT. I SHAVE AND SO SHOULD YOU. AND PLEASE NO LONG HAIR MEN. 3. BIG DICK! DEFINITION OF A BIG DICK-AT LEAST-AT LEAST 8 INCHES AND THICK!! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE 7 AND THICK OR ALMOST 8--ALMOST ONLY COUNTS IN SHOES. 4. SPEAKING OF THE DICK-CIRCUMSIZED! UNCUT COCK=NO PUSSY HERE. 5. LOCAL. LOCAL. LOCAL. AS IN WE SHOULD BE WITHIN A 30 MILE RADIUS (ROUGHLY). AND NO "VACATION DICK" I.E. I'M IN TOWN OR HEADED YOUR WAY-NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 6. DECENT SHAPE! IF YOUR GUT STICKS OUT MORE THAN YOUR DICK, IF YOUR MAN BOOBS ARE BIGGER THAN MINE-NEXT!!!!!! 7. AT LEAST 5'10. SORRY BUT NAPOLEON AND HIS COMPLEX ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. 8. AT LEAST 30...NOT TRYING TO SCHOOL ANY YOUNG ONES ON HOW TO SEX A WOMAN....AND NO OLDER THAN 48....OLD CUM IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. SO OLDER MEN YES I'M SURE YOU STILL GOT IT-BUT I DON'T WANT IT. YOUNGER MEN I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING BUT PRACTICE ON SOMEONE ELSE. 9. HAVE A JOB! YES I EXPECT THE MAN TO PAY IF WE GO OUT-AND NO THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M PUTTING OUT. I'M OLD SCHOOL-SORRY BUT THAT'S THE WAY I AM. DON'T LIKE IT DON'T EMAIL ME. 10. STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT MEN! IF YOU'RE BI OR INTO TV/TS/TG THEN YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT! I KNOW THAT MAY BE NEWS TO SOME OF YOU BUT IF YOU'LL FUCK SOMEONE WHO WASN'T BORN A WOMAN GUESS WHAT THAT MAKES YOU?? 11. BE A FREAK! A DOWN AND DIRTY; FUCK ALL NIGHT; ANY POSITION; ANY HOLE STRAIGHT UP FREAK! CONSERVATIVE NEED NOT APPLY. I LIKE DOMINANT, TAKE CHARGE MEN, THAT CAN THROW ME AGAINST THE WALL AND USE ME AS HE WANTS. 12. NO SMOKERS! NO DRUGGIES! THIS INCLUDES THOSE OF YOU WITH "RECREATIONAL DRUG USE" LISTED ON YOUR PROFILE.[/COLOR] [COLOR crim]13. AND LASTLY PLEASE UNDERSTAND I AM NOT...REPEAT NOT GOING TO MEET AND FUCK YOU TONIGHT! SHESH! DO WOMEN REALLY DO THAT? WE CAN CHAT, TRADE PICS AND THEN MEET FOR FACE TO FACE. AND MEET MEANS JUST THAT-JUST BECAUSE WE MEET FACE TO FACE DOES NOT MEAN I'M FUCKING YOU SO DON'T EVEN GET IT IN YOUR HEAD. WHEW I THINK THAT COVERS IT!! THIS MAY SOUND ANGRY BUT MEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TYPE OF CRAP WE WOMEN PUT UP WITH ON THIS SITE. BUT IF YOU FIT THESE REQUIREMENTS THEN CUM AND GET ME >:)

My Ideal Person couples, men, gangbang-whatever is hot no inhibitions willing to try anything once and twice if its good. If you're a couple contacting me please understand I am not bi!! I don't want to lick clit nor do I want your woman licking mine!! I like 3 sums but I want the two women concentrating on pleasing the man. I love to give oral love to take that dick in any hole it can fit like to use toys and role play and rough sex any one who thinks they can hang with me should respond. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ONE TIME FUCKS!! I am looking for a fuck buddy. If your looking for a serious relationship I am not your girl-but if you want to have hot, kinky sex then we can go at it like wild . I STRONGLY prefer black men but don't discriminate if you have the right equipment. If you have hangups or are sexually uptight then you are not for me. If you are bi-sexual or on the down-low then you are also not for me. GUYS IF YOU ARE OPEN TO T/S, T/V, T/G-you are bi/gay so please don't contact me!! I want a totally straight man that is a total freak!
And to all you young guys (under 30 years old) please don't contact me! I am not into teaching nor do I want to be anyone's "milf"!! Don't email me telling me how you can rock my world because I have no interest in rocking your cradle. And if you are over 48 men I am not interested. I don't like my men that old.
PLEAE RESPECT WHAT I AM SEEKING AND IF YOU DON'T FIT MY NEEDS THEN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PROFILE.!! DON'T WASTE BOTH OF OUR TIME BECAUSE I DON'T CHANGE MY MIND!! I KNOW THIS IS A LONG PROFILE BUT THE LONGER I AM ON HERE THE MORE I MUST ADD BECAUSE SOME OF YOU DON'T LISTEN!! THERE ARE OVER 11 MILLION PEOPLE ON THIS SITE SO I AM SURE YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE.

PSSSTTTTTTT.....AND BOYS DID I HAPPEN TO MENTION I'M A SQUIRTER??
P.S.S AND FOR YOU GUYS WHO FEEL THE NEED TO INSULT MY PROFILE DON'T BOTHER EMAILING ME-LET ME RESPOND TO YOUR THOUGHTS NOW BY SAYING FUCK YOU! I COULD GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT KEEP IT MOVING. I WANT WHAT I WANT SO DON'T BE MAD AT ME FOR YOUR "SHORTCOMINGS"

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