We're a very stable, sexual, discrete couple looking for friends to play. We're NOT looking for any drama just no-strings sex perhaps leading to friends with benefits. PLEASE:If you don't like big girls who LOVE to be stuffed, then you're reading the wrong profile. All the rest, we can work out. We're not looking for the BS that we have SO often find online. If you're looking to "Get a Little" cum get ALOT. We bet you won't regret it. We spend time daily at the Y and it's working out. No pushy people no troubles NO FLAKES PLEASE. Stop reading and start typing so that we can start the muffin stuffin. I'll bet the smiles will cum awhile!

My Ideal Person Since our original post we've encountered a few folks on here. Some we've met, some we've only exchanged emails with. Perhaps we didn't make it clear who we were looking for.
We're looking for a Bi Guy(maybe bi-curious if you're REAL curious) who'd like to play with us. We posted looking for a guy not a couple or group thank you.
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SHOW UP, DO NOT SET UP A MEETING.
IF we meet and you don't like what you see, you can graciously say so in an email if you have trouble saying it in person.
THIS IS AN ADULT SITE....ACT GROWN-UP. We don't mean to sound severe but we're sure everyone's met the flakes we're talking about and they weren't fun for you either. If you're looking for sex, not bullshit, you're here! Do you want to fuck till you drop? Then start writing! Maybe we can even find a meaningful friendship as a bonus!
Thanks for reading all this.Best wishes in your search.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Andrea Bocelli, Pavarotti, Isaac Hayes, Frank Zappa,
Billy Joel,

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
It was a dark and rainy night..... Seriously though I'm driving down a highway when I
see a girl in a wheelchair with a flat. "Hey Toots,
use a ride", I say. "Sure can", says the
petite brunette, looking a little flustered. "How
did you get way out here at this hour", I asked. "Long,
stupid story" she answers wryly. I load the chair
in the back of the Suburban after I lift her like a toy into
the front passenger bucket with a smile. She smelled SO
good and smiled warmly. Something smoldered deep in her
eyes. We started off down the road with Billy Joel playing
gently against the road rumble. "I'm Carla"
she said, offering her hand and a tender smile. "I'm
Isaac", I responded taking her elegant hand in mine,
drinking in her smile as much as I could while I drove. "I
appreciate your help", she said. "I usually
don't end up in jams like this but I just HAD to get away
from that nightmare date". We both laughed uncomfortably.
I remembered the air can and tube of Slime® in the back and
mentioned it to her as we drove toward town. "You're
quite the Boyscout, aren't you", she laughed,
obviously meaning no offense. "Aw, I just cruise
for hotties in chairs M'aam", i answered with
a grin..... Now that I have your attention...you get the rest in person
or at least in chat.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Fisting, Massage, Just about anythin within reason

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Ruth Gordon!! Bruce Willis (Jersey Boy). Ruth Buzzi ( Gotta
be HOT) Antonio Banderas (and I LOST my accent) Annette Funachiello(ooh)

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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