looseintheyard 47 / M
"Dirty discernment"
Manchester, New Hampshire, United States
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Member Since: July 14, 2012

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looseintheyard 47/M
Manchester, New Hampshire
So long.
I am a filthy-minded middle aged man. I am clearly a degenerate, and I wish to revel in it. It is extremely difficult to find something I'll say "no" to. Nothing without consent, and no scat. Otherwise, try me. I'm looking for someone similarly sexually capacious so that we can amuse each other sometimes. This is a FWB sort of thing.

I am easily bored. I like language. I have too much education, and find it vexing when others use "discrete" when they mean "discreet". I like The Weakerthans and Tom Waits; Elbow and Grasscut; Bach, Verdi, and Wagner. Beethoven is too bombastic. I once was a musician and wish I could still sing; that doesn't stop me trying. I can't dance. I cook, weigh too much, and am at once coldly distant and foolishly sentimental. Think Falstaff. I have heard reports that, when erect, I am of average length and rather better than average girth. I have too little experience of men to know whether this is so. I believe that people are lying to me all the time, but I don't care. I am divorced, and the reasons why are probably all still there, so I am a bad bet for any sort of real relationship. Please do not speak to me of football. BTW, the Sydney University thing seems to be an urban legend. And anyway, once you publish stuff on the Internet, I'm afraid, it's out of your hands. So please stop telling me about it.

My Ideal Person You are sexually greedy, are probably not a teetotal, and have poor impulse control. You like to suck the marrow out of life. You don't hate pornography. You tend to the submissive, but only in the sense that you like gonzoish sex. You are most definitely not a D/s scenester -- or at least, not a serious one. If you have all the clothes and get ups, that's great. If you feel strongly about "I/i" and "You/you", we will never get along. You think that anal sex is an excellent idea. You think that someone who keeps going when you are wracked with your fourth orgasm in a row is both a terrible, cruel partner and someone you want to see again. You would sometimes rather read, sometimes rather be alone, and you think that people who leave bad tips should be forced to work at table or clean toilets for a week.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage, It's all about the partner.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 47 / male
  • Manchester, New Hampshire, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or TS/TV/TG
Birthdate: June 2, 1969
Travels to: Toronto, Ontario
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: Prefer not to say
Drinking: Prefer not to say
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: Master's degree
Occupation: Pre
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, French
Hair Color: Other Hair Color
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses