I am easily bored. I like language. I have too much education, and find it vexing when others use "discrete" when they mean "discreet". I like The Weakerthans and Tom Waits; Elbow and Grasscut; Bach, Verdi, and Wagner. Beethoven is too bombastic. I once was a musician and wish I could still sing; that doesn't stop me trying. I can't dance. I cook, weigh too much, and am at once coldly distant and foolishly sentimental. Think Falstaff. I have heard reports that, when erect, I am of average length and rather better than average girth. I have too little experience of men to know whether this is so. I believe that people are lying to me all the time, but I don't care. I am divorced, and the reasons why are probably all still there, so I am a bad bet for any sort of real relationship. Please do not speak to me of football. BTW, the Sydney University thing seems to be an urban legend. And anyway, once you publish stuff on the Internet, I'm afraid, it's out of your hands. So please stop telling me about it.
My Ideal Person You are sexually greedy, are probably not a teetotal, and have poor impulse control. You like to suck the marrow out of life. You don't hate pornography. You tend to the submissive, but only in the sense that you like gonzoish sex. You are most definitely not a D/s scenester -- or at least, not a serious one. If you have all the clothes and get ups, that's great. If you feel strongly about "I/i" and "You/you", we will never get along. You think that anal sex is an excellent idea. You think that someone who keeps going when you are wracked with your fourth orgasm in a row is both a terrible, cruel partner and someone you want to see again. You would sometimes rather read, sometimes rather be alone, and you think that people who leave bad tips should be forced to work at table or clean toilets for a week.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage, It's all about the partner.
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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|Looking For: Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or TS/TV/TG|
|Birthdate:||June 2, 1969|
|Travels to:||Toronto, Ontario|
|Relocate?:||Prefer not to say|
|Height:||6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm|
|Body Type:||A little extra padding|
|Smoking:||Prefer not to say|
|Drinking:||Prefer not to say|
|Drugs:||Prefer not to say|
|Hair Color:||Other Hair Color|
|Glasses or Contacts:||Glasses|