likeprimates 43 / 43 / C
"we like to make the sheets swirly"
East Bay Grease, California, United States
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likeprimates 43/C
East Bay Grease, California
currently looking for bi M or bi couples only
BEFORE YOU CONTINUE READING: the M uses this profile. the F uses her own profile (mrsprimates). she won't respond you your emails or IMs - she'll only refer you to me. that's how we roll. if you send me a whack JV email message, i will not feel bad about banning you with the quickness. at all.

if you're in a relationship and your partner isn't involved, we're not interested. if your wife is OK with you fooling around on the side, you're a liar. either way - if you're using a couples profile and both partners aren't on board, don't bother contacting us.

We're an experienced married couple looking for a woman, couple or group to have some libertine fun with. We are both exhibitionists and voyeurs, so we're mostly into watching and being watched...but we enjoy full swap if the vibe is right. we only play together.

her: submissive, likes to serve, enjoys being restrained, enjoys light pain (nipple clamps, spanking, etc.)...simply put, she loves sex (yes, anal too).

him: assertive (dominant if necessary, but not always), loves to see his lady in a multi-orgasmic euphoria. zero hangups.

We're not models, but we do take care of ourselves. We don't expect you to be models, either (people with imperfections and curves are hotter anyway). We promise to not have any hangups about the way we look if you promise not to have any hangups about the way you look.

SINGLE DUDES: if you expect to be the alpha male in our bedroom, keep clicking onward - we already have one. if we're looking for anything in a single male we're looking for someone on the submissive side, who is willing to take direction [ note - this _doesn't_ mean 'being ordered around' - but keep in mind - if we invite you into our bedroom, you will not be in charge. of anything.].

also - we aren't going to invite you into our bedroom if you aren't willing to (at the very least) share a face pic and get to know us a little bit first. we don't require dinner and drinks, but we do require something more than "you wanna get laid". when it comes to us, slowing your roll yields the best results.

My Ideal Person We're looking for some regular people like us who happen to have a freakydeaky side, between the ages of 18-60. We're not picky when it comes to ethnicity or body type (yes, fat people are sexy too). What's important to us is that you want to have a good time and make your partner feel good.

****people we're looking for****
- someone to film us w/ our videocam (M, F, or C)
- couples to watch/watch us
- single M or F voyeurs and exhibitionists
- shy/inexperienced M under 25
- submissive F


* if your email is more than 50-75 words long, it will probably be deleted immediately. we're not meeting up after one email exchange, so pace yourself.

* if your email looks like it's been cut-and-pasted a billion times, it will be deleted. form letters definitely do not make us horny.

* poetic musings and pornspeak will also be deleted. it's not necessary to tell us that you yearn for the glorious embrace of lovers entwined, or that you'd love to fill all of her holes with your rock hard throbbing cock. we get it. you're horny. seriously...some of you guys must type these things while sitting in the driver's seat of your windowless white van.

* regarding the above - just send a brief message showing interest. sense of humor and a little humility will score more points with us than arrogance. don't wave your dick at us (literally or figuratively). we'll ask to see it when we're ready.

* speaking of...if you're going to send photos, faces & bodies are preferred over cocks. cocks without face/body photos will be deleted. we've never met anyone (or replied to an email) based on a cock photo. your dick, as pretty as it may be, isn't going to be the one that changes our policy on this.

* please don't bother sending us an email including a list of things you WON'T do. if what we've described in our profile isn't a match, please move along until you've found something compatible.

Ultimately...If you're unremarkably normal, you're probably our type. don't let insecurity prevent you from contacting us.

AND FINALLY: fuck on, people! (even if it isn't with us!)

***WARNING*** Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects, or printing. FUCKING GO AHEAD and use any of my profile, pictures, or videos in any form or forum, both current and future. If you do, you will be turned on because we fuck like rabbits and it's super hot.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A remote wilderness spot, A swimming pool or hot tub

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 43/43 / Couple (man/woman)
  • East Bay Grease, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman) or Groups
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what we have
Our Trophy Case:
Birthdate: November 29, 1973 December 31, 1972
Relocate?: No No
Height: 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm
Body Type: Average Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I don't drink at all
Drugs: Prefer not to say I don't use drugs
Education: Some college BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic Atheist
Male Endowment: Average/Average N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 36 / 80 B
Hair Color: Brown Brown
Eye Color: Inconsistent/Variable Brown