So I was doing some self reflection in order to figure out what in the hell to put on this site. In moment of my deep gathering of insight, I realized some pretty unpleasant things and did what any logical person would do: hurriedly got piss drunk. I sobered up then realized my opinion may be a little biased due to delusions of grandeur, so I told some male and female friends I was signing up for a dating website and asked them to describe me in a nutshell. Here are a few excerpts: "You have got to be freaking kidding me" "You are an as$" "Maybe you will actually meet someone who is not completely out of her mind like all of your ex's." "Where the hell is the money you owe me" "I think you are a good guy behind a rough exterior" "You are absolutely hilarious and can always count on you to say inappropriate things in almost any situation" "Are you just trying to have sex with lots of different girls" "You are very sweet in your own unique and special way" "You know that restraining order is still in effect so stop calling me."

Berätta om en av dina sexuella favoritfantasier. Var inte blyg!:
Sex in an elevator.

Vilken typ av sexuella aktiviteter gör dig kåt?:
Ge Oralsex, Få Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Leksaker (Vibratorer/Dildosar/osv.), Rimming, Fetisch, Smiskning, Rollspel, Gemenskap Onani, Matlekar, Göra hemmagjorda "filmer", Vara med i erotiska fotografier, Voyeurism, Handbojor/Fjättror, Ögonbindel, Massage

Vilka faktorer är viktigast för dig när du söker en sexpartner?:
Sexuell erfarenhet, Kroppslig attraktion, Samma/liknande fetischer, Förmågan att vara diskret, Aptit på sex, Villighet att öppet diskutera och prova allting

Har du någonsin fantiserat om att ha sex med en känd person? Vem? Vad är det med dom som får dig att bli upphetsad?:
No.

Har du någonsin haft cybersex?:
Jag har provat det, men det är inte detsamma.

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