kploks 25 / M
"White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Brian Gumble look like Malcolm X"
Passaic Cty., New Jersey, United States
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Member Since: December 31, 2013

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kploks 25/M
Passaic Cty., New Jersey
"Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by dickless here. They caused an explosion! Is it true? Yes, this man has no dick."
"Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see Armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit, three-ring circus, side show of freaks. Here in this fucking hole we call LA, the only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time, any fucking day- learn to swim. See you down in Arizona Bay."

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My Ideal Person looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
tool, marshall mathers, everclear

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
jennifer anniston, because she's still sexy as fuck
and she had a cameo in south park. she's just a girl you
want to tie up and fuck the shit out of

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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  • 25 / male
  • Passaic Cty., New Jersey, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women or Couples (man/woman)
Birthdate: January 12, 1991
Travels to: Chantilly, Virginia, United States
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: Current college student
Occupation: Student
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: No
Want Children: Yes
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, basicSpanish
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: None
My Trophy Case: