New to town. Bored and looking for fun. Are you fun? Anyone see the movie [I]Idiocracy[/I]? Based on the emails and chat requests I have been getting I think we are pretty close to realizing that dream #-o When is the next episode of "Ow, My Balls!" (thank you macattack3027, though you should never correct a woman even if she "might" be wrong.|-(d) Try a little harder....I am mainly attracted to sophisticated people with above average intelligence. [B] If you are going to send a one liner email, just type in "GRUNT" as it is just as effective as "Sweetie, sexy, baby,etc." You may as well have driven up in your white van and offered me candy.[/B] :P [B][U][I]Based on the emails I feel that a bit of clarification is in order:[/I][/U][/B] 1) Be able to stimulate me mentally first. This [B]doesn't[/B] mean tell me all about your penis. I certainly hope you know about it. Sex is wonderful, but the times when you are not fucking me needs to be filled with something, and not the vapid stupidity in your head. 2) Please move on if you don't have even a basic grasp of the following: a) Two clocks (for arguments sake the two clocks are ridiculously long lasting, extremely accurate and perfectly in sync with one another) are both at sea level and set for exactly the same time. b) The first clock is then sent into space for a billion years before being brought back to Earth. c) What would you expect the clocks to show and why? :-S 3) If you understood the reference in two (2) above, then you [I]might[/I] qualify. =D% 4) If you did not even know there was a reference in two (2), then you do not qualify. :-h

Ma personne idéale : Fun and must have stamina to impress me.
Smart
Intelligent
Intellectual
Worldly
Cultured
Sophisticated
Able to hold intelligent conversations in a single bound
HALO
COD
Etc