I have good nun-chuk skillz, good bow-hunting skillz, and good computer hacking skillz....oh I'm also pretty good with a bo-staff....there' a lot of gangs trying to recruit me. NOT...this is a line by the main character in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite". It's a very funny movie. I'm just looking for someone to connect with.

我的理想對象: Just looking for a fun girl who doesn't take life too serious. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.