Hmmm... need to update a few things for 2019 (Wow..It's been awhile)... Updating my FAQ's. Why? Because I'm just that hip! :) [B]Status?[/B] Separated. But have a girlfriend and we're in an open relationship. [B]Can you do more than 15 minutes?[/B] Is there anyone out there that can handle this ride? Due to an unforseen accident, I had (hernia) surgery that was close to the nether regions. Something my surgeon did gave me superpowers. I can now get hard and stay hard for extremely long times...and I can cum multiple times. Would you like to try out this superpower? lol [B]I need to be discrete.[/B] So do I. See, works out in the end! [B]These bot's are getting ridiculous! [/B] [I]I'm so glad you messaged me. I regularly go out clubbin... [/I](Wha?) [I]Here's my email...[/I] Yeah, and here's my fuck off message. [B]You want my pic! You pervert picture collector....NEVER![/B] Look, for those that go postal of me asking what you look like after emailing you, chill out! Are you really that scared to show a picture? Although naughty pics always encouraged! lol [B]For me a perfect date is...[/B] [I]Yeah, yeah, I know... For you need some sort of Sunday road trip to find yourself. Probably where I left you off on Friday![/I] Can there be enough fakes on this site? See more below. [B]What are you looking for?[/B] Fun..just some good ole, adult clean fun! Looking for cool friends who just want to have fun and have similar interests. Not into pain and stuff. Prefer women who enjoy some adult fun and be discrete. Race not an issue...I'm an equal opportunity sex inspector! :) [B]Are you clean?[/B] Like day old laundry! D/D Free. You can inspect yourself! :) Recently tested and have a clean bill of health. Can prove it too! [B]Are you good?[/B] Yes, just ask the thousands of women, er...hundreds, umm I mean tens,... ok, 3. [B]You just want to screw as many women as possible![/B] Yes, and you just happen to be next on the list in the phone book! Let me check off my book. Although that would be an interesting hobby. I just would like, and do enjoy, a few friends that have a common interest. [B]Have a favorite position?[/B] Is there a bad one? [B]You've sent three messages already. Stop, I'm not interested.[/B] Usually common courtesy would be to email back and say you're not interested. Don't know if the original emails are getting to you. This site is screwy like that! [B]I'm looking for a well hung guy.[/B] What do you consider well hung???.. 3 Feet?? Will 7" do? I know how to use it! [B]I don't see a face pic of you on here.[/B] Remember that discrete part above? But if you ask nice, I will have no problem providing you with one! [B]Into sexy photos?[/B] I do have a digital camera! Wanna try? lol [B]Profile states 'I am a Nympho...I'll screw anybody'. I'm so hoooornnyyy![/B] Except me. LOL [B]I'm not looking for white guys. Just black cock.[/B] I've got a really, really dark tan. Does that count? Although it's a farmer's tan! lol [B]New section! You might be a fake profile...[/B] - If you use l33t speak as your profile name. - If you say you're a BBW, and you're skinny as a rail. - State you're a blond, and your pic shows you're a brunette. - State you're 55 years old and pic shows a 19 year old. - (Here's a good one)...State you're black and you're white as a ghost! - State I'm very shy. Then who the hell are the other 4 chicks in your profile pic? Any other questions, go ahead and ask...hopefully I've answered the most common ones!

My Ideal Person Anyone that enjoys the art of discrete sexual pleasure and a friendship as well. I am open to all races (don't mind having a little "cultural exchange").

Obviously clean, drug and disease free. I am and so should you.

If interested, I have a digital camera for those erotic poses!

Pics of yourself would be nice if you have any...would be nice to see who I'm emailing back. Hell, would be nice is someone just emailed!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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