itguy4fun22 49 / M
"Anyone interested in checking my hard drive? :)"
West Leyden, New York, United States
 
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itguy4fun22 49/M
West Leyden, New York
Anyone looking to bang in the new year? :D
Introduction
Hmmm... need to update a few things for 2013...
Updating my FAQ's.
Why? Because I'm just that hip!

Status?
Married! Yes, I'm not going to lie...I said it. I placed this first and foremost as to let the immature people scream and run from my profile!

Does wife know?
Yes. She is unable to provide what I need. Once a year is not enough! (You heard me). But she's working on it. But did give the all clear for a nice fuck buddy!

Can you do more than 15 minutes?
Is there anyone out there that can handle this ride? Due to an unforseen accident, I had surgery that was close to the nether regions. Something my surgeon did gave me superpowers. I can now get hard and stay hard for extremely long times...and I can cum multiple times. Would you like to try out this superpower? lol

I need to be discrete.
So do I. See, works out in the end!

These bot's are getting ridiculous!
I'm so glad you messaged me. I regularly go out clubbin (Wha?) Here's my email...
Yeah, and here's my fuck off message.

You want my pic! You pervert picture collector....NEVER!
Look, for those that go postal of me asking what you look like after emailing you, chill out! Are you really that scared to show a picture? Although naughty pics always encouraged! lol

For me a perfect date is...
Yeah, yeah, I know... For you need some sort of Sunday road trip to find yourself. Probably where I left you off on Friday!
Can there be enough fakes on this site? See more below.

What are you looking for?
Fun..just some good ole, adult clean fun! Looking for a regular fuck buddy, nothing to serious! Not into pain and stuff. Prefer women who enjoy some adult fun and be discrete. Race not an issue...I'm an equal opportunity sex inspector!

Are you clean?
Like day old laundry! D/D Free. You can inspect yourself!

Are you good?
Yes, just ask the thousands of women, er...hundreds, umm I mean tens,... ok, 3.

You just want to screw as many women as possible!
Yes, and you just happen to be next on the list in the phone book! Let me check off my book.
Although that would be an interesting hobby. I just would like, and do enjoy, a few friends that have a common interest.

Have a favorite position?
Is there a bad one?

You've sent three messages already. Stop, I'm not interested.
Usually common courtesy would be to email back and say you're not interested. Don't know if the original emails are getting to you. This site is screwy like that!

I'm looking for a well hung guy.
What do you consider well hung???.. 3 Feet?? Will 7" do? I know how to use it!

I don't see a face pic of you on here.
Remember that discrete part above?

Into sexy photos?
I do have a digital camera! Wanna try? lol

Profile states 'I am a Nympho...I'll screw anybody'. I'm so hoooornnyyy!
Funny how you change you're mind when I say I'm married! Hmm.

I'm not looking for white guys. Just black cock.
Really? I feel sorry for the sista's out there. So here it is girls. If you're guy left to have fun with a white chick, I'm here for you. Let's have some fun! There, I've evened the playing field.

New section! You might be a fake profile...
- If you use l33t speak as your profile name.
- If you say you're a BBW, and you're skinny as a rail.
- State you're a blond, and your pic shows you're a brunette.
- State you're 55 years old and pic shows a 19 year old.
- (Here's a good one)...State you're black and you're white as a ghost!
- State I'm very shy. Then who the hell are the other 4 chicks in your profile pic?

Any other questions, go ahead and ask...hopefully I've answered the most common ones!

My Ideal Person A woman that enjoys the art of discrete sexual pleasure and a friendship as well. I am open to all races (don't mind having a little "cultural exchange").

Obviously clean, drug and disease free. I am and so should you.

If interested, I have a digital camera for those erotic poses!

Pics of yourself would be nice if you have any...would be nice to see who I'm emailing back. Hell, would be nice is someone just emailed!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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Information
  • 49 / male
  • West Leyden, New York, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: June 25, 1967
Hometown: Northern, New York, United States
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Separated
Height: 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: PC/Sex Inspector
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Protestant
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, Dirty
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
My Trophy Case: