Unfortunately, due to a long-term illness, and the fact he's rarely at home (driving in the US), we're currently "on hold" and not looking to socialize...much. When we're back at it, here's what we'll be looking for: We're interested in couples and bi-women (yes, we know, how original) we can converse with and get to know...as well as see naked (if there's mutual attraction, of course). We enjoy quiet things like reading, erotic photography, movies, etc. We don't mind meeting for drinks (rootbeer or choc. milk for him, thanks...gin for her...) but we prefer somewhere other than bars(most bars don't have rootbeer). She has an odd sense of humor...he does not (in fact, he's not funny at all). He's been called a "geek" more than once...you'll know why if you meet him... "I'm Shy" always tries his best to satisfy but, sadly, doesn't come with a guarantee (he will, however, keep trying until he gets it right). We're willing to try almost anything but would, ideally, have recurring encounters with people we're mutually comfortable with ("One-nighters" are a lower priority). We think it can only get better with practice and comfort level! Your patience is appreciated. Please don't think us rude if we don't get back to right away, but we will try our best (he's a long-haul trucker and isn't home often). PS. Just as a side note, "I'm Shy" loves taking photos! If you need help with pictures (whatever kind), he'd be happy to help (for free, of course)!

My Ideal Person Orally, I liken us to Christmas (or Festivus, if you prefer)...I love to give, she loves to receive! So long as the men are aware, she's not that excited about "giving" in that respect, although she's happier to oblige the ladies...coincidentally, so is he!
People who are open-minded, casual, unselfish and, most importantly, can't see too well (he's better-looking in a dark room) are great!
I prefer nectarines to peaches (no hair)...
We're willing to try different things...she with either sex; he, however, is straight (not that there's anything wrong with that).
If this sounds interesting to you, please send us a message.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
U2, Alice Cooper, anything 70's for him, anything
else for her...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

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