imistermouth 54 / M
"Awesome Friend with or without Benefits!"
AwesomeAssmunching, Ohio, United States
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Member Since: October 11, 2003

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imistermouth 54/M
AwesomeAssmunching, Ohio
Thanks for visiting my profile.

Y I M ou K I K pour imistermouth...

I've tried the chat room method of conversation. I'm sorry folks, I don't know how you do it. It doesn't work. It's like trying to wrestle with a classroom full of unruly elementary school children. There's one way to get to know me, and the only way I will get to know you, by having intelligent, mature, one on one conversation. If you are real, and serious about finding true friendship, I am sure you can figure out how to find me.

I am just looking for friends, first and foremost. Ultimately I am looking for one married lady seeking one married man who wish to rediscover together the passion, emotion, and pleasure they have been missing and that they deserve. However intimacy is by no means a requirement to be my friend. All you have to do is say hi. And mean it.

I may not have a 10 body, or maybe I do depending on your tastes, but I am an 11 when it comes to personality. I am in that high narrow percentage of guy you don't want to miss. Just saying.

I am married and single. Yes, you read that right. Don't ask, because in the grand scheme of things, it no longer matters. Suffice it to say, she's got her toys, and boys, and boy with toys, and I suspect she will soon be living with one or more of them. I am in my right to have someone important in my love life.

For the record, I will not be a number to you, I am not here to increase the bulk of your friend list. So it looks like I am cleaning out my friend list and starting over. I will no long ask for friendship, people just blindly accept without meaning. I require real friends who mean it. If you are real, and you mean it, and you also hope our friendship will possibly lead to more, feel free to request. I accept friends requests because I am interested in more than being a number to you.

Always friends first. You are not a hookup. I am easy to talk to and am a great conversationalist. In fact, I have had partners tell me to shut up and get undressed already. LOL I am far too careful for my own good, which means I haven't had a lover for a long time.

Here's a question, people equate a FwB with someone that doesn't not have feelings? Where did that come from. Presumably from all the other jag off guys out there that are too macho to admit they have feelings for someone they are intimate with. I WILL have feelings for my lover. How can it be avoided. Furthermore, I will admit it. If guys can truly just fuck without feeling, then they are quite a spectacle in their own minds. I have fallen for each of the ladies that have been lucky enough to take a chance on me.

If you are a classy tuned in lady, you probably are also aware that this site it pretty lame. I have a life outside of this virtual high school. For the exception of a very few real people I have met, I cannot stand the lack of classy people, so I don't hang out here much any more.

imistermouth is not hard to track down.

If you're interested in having ONE drama free intimate friend, then get real and come find me. I'm easy to locate. I'm handsome, talented, sane, and down to Earth. I will treat you better than 99% of the people on this planet. You will not be sorry you ever met me. I don't sleep around and remain monogamous. All of my relationships are long term. I don't do one nighters, and am not a notch for your bed post, nor are you one for mine. Simple as that!

My Ideal Person Friends over a cup of coffee first, always!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Changes constantly - why bother asking?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Audrey Hollander, because she is a hot, fireheaded, sexual

I don't really think about mainstream celebrities
much in sexual ways.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 54 / male
  • AwesomeAssmunching, Ohio, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Prefer not to say
Looking For:  Women, Couples (2 women) or TS/TV/TG
Birthdate: January 1, 1963
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Separated
Height: 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm
Body Type: BBM
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Master's degree
Occupation: Could Retire Now!
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, Love
Hair Color: Other Hair Color
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Inconsistent/Variable
Glasses or Contacts: None
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