ihateporkchops2 31 / M
Kaysville, Utah, United States
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ihateporkchops2 31/M
Kaysville, Utah
I'm not likely to upgrade, so get a hold of me elsewhere. Check out my profile.

I'm a sweet, sexy, sensual guy. That's your cliff notes version.

I'm here to put my signal out there and see who picks it up. I don't so much mind being single, but there are things I miss when I am. I miss the closeness and the connection. It's not just about having an available booty call, it's about genuinely missing someone when they're not around, and being unable to stop smiling when they are around. I'm ultimately looking for something long term, but I'm not going to force it. I'm going to have fun, and let it develop on its own.

My views on sex and relationships, I'm finding out, are very unique. I look at it different than most people. My preferences and talents make me an unbelievable lover. To hear me explain it, I sound like a complete contradiction. But the way it comes together is nothing short of amazing. If you want to know how, you'll have to get a hold of me, won't you?

My Ideal Person Is real, first and foremost.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
A small taste, but this one came to me out of the blue recently.

I'm a VERY sensual, touch-oriented person. I can do
some amazing things with my lips and fingertips. And tongue.
But I want to mix it up a little bit.

I want you to get me wet, and slip inside you. THEN start getting
you all turned on. No thrusting or grinding yet. Just letting
you enjoy having something filling you up. Something to
grip when your pussy squeezes.

As I chase circles around your tongue with mine. Rain soft
kisses on your neck and shoulders. Whisper sweet everythings
in your ear. With me inside you, your entire body is within
reach, and I'll gently touch you all over with my fingertips,
raising goosebumps everywhere they go, getting every
inch of your skin sensitive and alive with sensation. Hands
exploring your entire body. Delicately caressing your
inner thighs, light fingernails on the curve of your hips,
squeezing and massaging your ass, light scratches all
up and down your back, tingling strokes all over your sides,
chest, tummy and breasts. Kissing softly all over your
breasts to heighten their sensitivity, then finally touching
the tip of my tongue to the nipples, a few slow circles, then
drape my tongue over the nipple and start pressing into
it, slowly, little by little, until my lips engulf it, then
press hard with my tongue in hot circles and start to suck
on your breasts, a little harder, a little harder, until
I can tell by your breath you love it exactly like that. I'll
nibble and squeeze as hard as you want me too.

Then finally, when you're almost begging for it, on
(or already over!) the verge of climax, then we start to
thrust and grind and give your pussy what it has literally
been aching for.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Blindfolds, Massage, getting my lady all riled up

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, A little of each, I look at overall attractiveness. Not just appearance.

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Of course. Who hasn't? Lush, sinuous curves drive
me crazy. For example, Kate Mara in Shooter. When she's
taking off her shirt in her bedroom. Sitting down to accentuate
her hips, the slow pan up to follow the curve of her waist
to her back. Yum.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 31 / male
  • Kaysville, Utah, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: March 18, 1985
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Customer Service
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Long
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Contacts
My Trophy Case: