iamwhatiam49 67 / M
"all the better to eat you with said the wolf to little red riding hood"
south shore, Massachusetts, United States
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iamwhatiam49 67/M
south shore, Massachusetts
primate of the month
How do I fit this many years of experiences that make up my personality into a small space? Ok here goes...
Intelligent Neanderthal- high intelligence, opposing thumbs, good with tools, knuckles only slightly drag on the ground. Evolution is starting to kick in, I've learned how to use a fork & spoon and am mostly housebroken. I'm sort of built like a lowland gorilla with some of the same characteristics, ( I think I saw my uncle Ralph on a National Geographic special ). I have many & varied interests and I'm always willing to learn something new, what can you teach me?
I'm a traveling service tech who is looking for a good time & good conversation with no strings. I can enjoy a good conversation (face to face) almost as much as a good romp in the hay. I'm married to a woman who doesn't want to any more. If you're interested, just rattle my cage.

My Ideal Person I'm looking for a woman who's path in life may run parallel to mine for a while. while our paths go in the same direction we can walk together, and when they part at least we've made a new friend. Intelligence & personality rate over physical appearance. I'm not looking for a princess to pamper, but more of an equal to challenge me mentally ( and physically? ). I am drawn to petite women with tiny to medium breast size. Ok you got me, if a woman walks into the room with a good size 'rack' I'm going to look, but up close & personal I prefer the smaller size (at least let them be natural).
p.s. I'm always up for a game of strip chess
p.p.s. If you spell with ur, u, bof uv uz and the like, don't bother writing
p.p.p.s. I am not gay, bi or the least bit curious about guys

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 67 / male
  • south shore, Massachusetts, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: April 5, 1949
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Married
Height: 5 ft 6 in / 167-170 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: tradesman
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Hair? What Hair?
Hair Length: Shaved
Eye Color: Brown
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