hotfun_1966 50 / M
"NO FAKE ZONE!!! REAL SEX and those who love it wanted!!!"
The Last Best Place, Montana, United States
 
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hotfun_1966 50/M
The Last Best Place, Montana
Happy 2017 to all!
Introduction
UPDATE 04/2016:

I am a nice man who loves sex, but hasn't gotten laid since May 2011. (Sad but true. ) Most of that was due to vehicle mechnical problems, which are finally fixed.

I am sick of all the fake profiles, as well as the "flakes" - those who say they want sex but never bother to respond, not even to say they are totally not interested. What ever happened to honesty and common courtesy?

I created a blog post with a list of good indicators you are looking at a fake:
For Real?!? Part 2: Spotting the fakes! (UPDATED--JAN 2017).

I'm still working on a flake detector.

I'm not perfect, nor do I expect you to be. However, please take time to tell me if you are totally not interested? I do not appreciate being strung along, and neither do most people.

----------- (soapbox mode)

A few other things I have to add or clarify now that I never thought I had to:

1.) NO BDSM! I am absolutely not interested in BDSM, pain or humiliation. Having to create a profile on a sex site is humiliating enough! LOL

If you are into that, but are OK having sex without all the Master/slave stuff, awesome! Hit me up, without a whip!

2.) BI-CURiOUS: Just because I am bi-curious does not mean I intend to make it a full-time pursuit/lifestyle, so sorry in advance to all the gay guys looking for a life partner - I am definitely not for you, so please stop hotlisting me! (Yes, I did actually get a message from such a guy, and I had to spell it out to him as I do here.)

I will still play with couples where the guy is straight, and that will not come into play at all.

3.) NO CHEATERS!!! If you are looking for people to help you cheat on your spouse/significant other, please find someone else to help you play that game! (Yes, I had that happen too.)

I define CHEATING as "engaging in sexual adventures without the knowledge AND consent of your partner". I shall NOT help you destroy or further damage that relationship!

4.) FANTASIES: I do have some fantasies I'd like to fullfill before my joints and pecker completely give out. I'm not getting any younger here. LOL I added a bit to the Q&A if you'd like to read more details. They are summarized in the ideal person section below.

5.) HOW I FLIRT: I can't believe I have to explain this, but somebody actually took offense at how I use the site flirts. It used to be much better, when the site had five different types of flirts, but for the past few years we've had only just the regular flirt.

So please allow me to educate you. Very few of us have time and energy to write everybody they are interested in, or letting them know they are wanted, appreciated, loved, and/or prayed for. So I send flirts to let them and you know. It's the least I can do to boost your spirits!

6.) BODY TYPE: I will never have "6-pack" abs. I have more of a party keg! If you are so uptight about rock hard bodies, hang out in a gym instead of here!

7.) This is an ADULT site! Expect to see NUDE photos and videos! If nudes aren't your cup of tea, there is a non-adult FF site, you know. There's even a nude pic content filter for this site, in the upper-right corner of the page, hover over your handle and you'll see it.

And for those who get upset about dick pics, yet still show us what's under your underwear, does the word "hypocrite" mean anything to you?

8.) FACE PICS: And while we're talking about pics, I only send current face pics on request to members I intend to explore with. With all the picture misappropriation going on lately, it's only prudent. Not to mention the fact I am an amateur photographer, and nothing makes me cringe like seeing endless "selfie arms" or mirror shots. At least get a tripod and learn how to use the Self-timer on your camera?

9.) ATTRIBUTES: If you really want to show you are real, please have the courtesy to fill out and show the "physical information" attributes section of your profile. ALL OF THEM! That includes height, bra size, and cock size/circumcision.

"Prefer not to say" = "Prefer not to play" in my book. I want to know who I may be getting into (and vice-versa).

---------- (stowing the soapbox under the bed lol )

I am for real. What about you?

NOTE: Unless a certain temporary policy is removed, I will not be renewing Standard Contacts, since they can no longer read and reply even if I had it.

I am very open minded, and will try almost anything once, except for BDSM, pain and humiliation.

My Ideal Person? Someone who loves to share intimate moments, no games, no lies, no BS, and genuinely loves to please and be pleased. I am open to all races and M-F couples, you should be too!!!

On the fantasies:

I especially love natural-born hermaphrodites, hot versatile transgenders who love to give AND receive, "Amazons" ( >= 177 cm/70 in. ), big-breasted women, and "pregnant & horny" or "recently pregnant & lactating" women, however all not in the groups listed in sections 2, 3 or 9 in the soapbox section are welcum...

At least once, I would love to swallow a huge load of cum and feel a huge bi/she-cock fuck and cum inside me. BI, NOT GAY, OK? ( If it goes well, there may even be a chance for an encore. )

STD/STI FREE is a must!

Are you out there? If you are, what are you waiting for? I know you're out there... At least I think you are...

Keeping it real...

My Ideal Person Someone who loves to share intimate moments, no games, no lies, no BS, and genuinely loves to please and be pleased. I am open to all races and M-F couples, you should be too!!!

On the fantasies:

I especially love natural-born hermaphrodites, hot versatile transgenders who love to give AND receive, "Amazons" ( >= 177 cm/70 in. ), big-breasted women, and "pregnant & horny" or "recently pregnant & lactating" women, however all not in the groups listed in sections 2, 3 or 9 in the soapbox section are welcum...

At least once, I would love to swallow a huge load of cum and feel a huge bi/she-cock fuck and cum inside me. BI, NOT GAY, OK? ( If it goes well, there may even be a chance for an encore. )

STD/STI FREE is a must!

Are you out there? If you are, what are you waiting for? I know you're out there... At least I think you are...

Keeping it real...

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 50 / male
  • The Last Best Place, Montana, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups, Couples (2 women) or TS/TV/TG
Birthdate: August 25, 1966
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: Being me :)
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Long/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, German, Spanish
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Green
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
My Trophy Case: