hondawhiteout 59 / M
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States
 
Standard Member
Last Visit: More than 3 months
Member Since: April 5, 2012

To view all of
hondawhiteout's photos
Sign up now!
Still not a member of AdultFriendFinder?
Sign up for FREE now, so you can view hondawhiteout's photos, and thousands more!
  • 73,028 Members Online NOW!*
  • 104,781 New photos this week!
  • 74,133,105 Active Members!*
Friends Network
lonelynhorny58
Online NOW!
Oklahoma, United States
Aicha_87
Porto, Portugal
miko0669
Johor, Malaysia
readynwet34
Oklahoma, United States
WhatWouldGemmaDo
California, United States
loveitalot62
New York, United States
60itsjustme1953
Oklahoma, United States
grnidebrunet50
Indiana, United States
ray357
Texas, United States
 
Status
hondawhiteout 59/M
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Never Bored, always horny, even if its only in my mind.
Introduction
I'm a well rounded individual that mostly observes others. Thanks to Ms. Jenner it is time that I come out of the Pantry. I have been holding this inside for years and well it is the 21st Century so I will admit it. I am Trans Fat, there dammit I finally admitted it. Inside this chunky body is a set of six pack abs just under the keg. Yes a well hidden washboard stomach right behind all the laundry and detergent.
I do have all my teeth, by gosh I paid good money for them and i will keep most of them in the bathroom in that blue cup.
I work way to hard keeping people alive all day, just so they can go home and fuck up my work, but at least they are dying to meet me. If I look like I am staring at your tits well I may also be doing a pre-admit exam on you. Sorry, it is a habit of mine to look, listen and then feel for a pulse.
I can go to lunch after working a blood N gore homicide, which reminds me to go clean my shoes, hmmmm. If I hotlist you, its cause you post well and I like that and I thank you girls young and old for being on here, it is another way to unwind.
I would rather be a Patient person than become a Patient. Stay safe.

My Ideal Person Well, from the looks of my past you would think my preference was like day old coffee. Cold, bitter, and a black heart full of funk.
I'm not your soul mate, this isn't that place to find one. Be warm, open minded, and kind, you don't even have to swallow; but, if you do cool.
Listens to me as much as I do her, especially on road trips, I love road trips.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Chicago, Doobies, Three dog night, Nicleback,

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Valerie Bertinelli, Marie Osmond, Asia Carrera, Chelsea
Handler, Andie McDowell. Long Hair, Great legs.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

View more of hondawhiteout's responses

Information
  • 59 / male
  • Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: July 26, 1957
Travels to: Unterhaching, Bavaria, Germany
Hometown: Bartlesville, Oklahoma
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Married
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: Freelance Romantic
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Spiritual
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, badGerman, badSpanish, badVietnamese, BadRussian
Hair Color: White
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Either