grasshopher 57 / M
"smalltownngirl .. read my profile"
Orillia, Ontario, Canada
 
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grasshopher 57/M
Orillia, Ontario , Canada
Introduction
I could spend hours with my tongue buried deep between your thighs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am a playful, flirty and very mysterious. I am always getting myself into some kind of trouble. Nothing serious, just sometimes I do risky things and get caught. I can be hard to figure out for some women, but if you know what you want you'll get it.

Just looking for friends .... enjoying a good time ... having fun .... no stress ... just saying

No clinging or controlling please, unless its under the sheets ..... Sexually, I'm insatiable.

Read this backwards ... lol .... moc.liamtoh ta rehpoh_ssarg

My Ideal Person Are you a naughty little kitten who sometimes gets those uno's ... uno know what I mean right ... all of sudden your sitting there and you start getting really uno ....... Dam right uno ... Uno what you really need so if you uno then you should uno .... right ... you start to uno and the next thing you know uno what your doing ... right ... Well .... if you need someone to uno then you should uno ... like get ahold of uno and we'll see ... well uno ...... and if you dunno then you really don't need a uno right ... but if ... uno .... if your not feeling naughty anymore then you don't need uno ... because like you've already .. uno ... right .... so if you looking for a friend with uno ... then uno what to do right ... and if you don't I dunno ... maybe Then I should uno... but I dunno if that would work unless your really uno ... uno what I mean ... because I really dunno -

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Fucking the new young neighbor girl and her mom at the same
time. I've noticed her mother sneeking a peek a few
times.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 57 / male
  • Orillia, Ontario, Canada
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: June 14, 1959
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Widowed
Height: 175-177 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: stalker ... lol
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Salt and Pepper
Hair Length: Long
Eye Color: Green
Glasses or Contacts: None
My Trophy Case: