girlstuffhere 53 / 52 / C
"Do you really think your going to get in my wifes panties when the only thing you write is your phone# with the words, "Call me"? Or how about, "Your fine...want to fuck?""
Magnolia, Texas, United States
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girlstuffhere 53/C
Magnolia, Texas
Do you really think your going to get in my wifes panties when the only thing you write is your phone# with the words, "Call me"? Or how about, "Your fine...want to fuck?" Give me a fucking break. First off we are a COUPLE and some of you all write us like your emailing a single female. I am the gate keeper and the one that reads our emails. She rarely gets on here, or even reads our emails and trusts my judgment when it comes to the screening process. You might want to take note of that. If you want to be considered for a possible meeting with myself and my sexy wife, you might try being more respectful in your emails. It would get you farther than the delete button. One sentence and "cut and paste" emails are quickly deleted to the shitcan.

Here's some real examples of ACTUAL emails we get:

{This is one that we got today 8/10/15. Are these guys for real?


Beautiful I would love to take you in my arms and pull you real close and kiss you deeply my tongue deep in you waiting mouth were in the yard by the pool music in the back ground a warm breeze blowing and our hot tongues battling our lips meet in a hot deep kiss as I pull you close with both hands on your ass crushing you firm breast into my chest }

Like your sweet sexy pictures. Interested in meeting and enjoying a dinner date with you? I'm single Spanish/Italian guy very clean d/d free. I enjoy lots of kissing, giving oral, oil massages, fingering, anal, hot doggie fucking. Lets meet. Ramiro

Lets meet so we can fuck.

Hi, my name is Enrique, I'm 26, single, and love to have crazy wild great sex all night, l would love to meet with you anytime you would like, if your interested let me know, l hope to hear back soon

I'm down for anything

ill give it to your wife hard and then cum all over her face

Your hott...lets fuck

Okay enough of the above BS. Maybe some of you SM's will get the point. A little respect goes along way guys. We have met some great SM's on here (see our validations). Maybe some of you SM's should write them and ask them how to write an email to a couple that gets past the deletion button.

Here is more about ourselves:

We are very much into dirty talk during sex. Nothing demeaning or degrading, but good porno talk. To us, it heightens the sexual experience to another level. Nothing is worse than to be having sex with someone that doesn't utter a sound, word, moan or a groan. So to save some time here, if your not into being vocal or dirty talk, than we're probably not your type. Check out our video, that will give you a better insight on what we mean by being vocal and dirty talk.

We like all shapes and sizes. To us, a kinky sexual "attitude" is far sexier than a chiseled body.

Here is what she is NOT into:

Heavily tattoo biker, thug or bad boy types.
Long haired, stuck in the 70's rocker dudes
Black males or BBC
Any male under the age of 35
70's style bush....she prefers her guys and gals to be clean shaven or tightly trimmed down below
Cock piercings
Uncircumcised cocks
Duck Dynasty beards

Were looking for couples and singles to have a good time and hopefully by the nights end some wild sex with. Good porn type of sex. We are your typical family obligated swinger types. So we can usually only get out one night on a weekend. We prefer to meet couples or singles at a LS club. We are not opposed to playing on the first date, as long as all are feeling the chemistry. We're not trying to get bed knotches, but we get limited amount of opportunities to play, so we like to take advantage of each one when given the opportunity.

He is a retired Marine, Jarhead, Leatherneck, Devil Dog, Warrior from the Sea. She is a Executive Professional. She is a small BBW with big natural tits. She's bisexual, very vocal and loves cum. He is straight and vocal also. We only play as a couple and same room only.

If we don't answer your email, take that as a polite "No thank you". We get plenty of email from SM's. You had better at least be a bit creative when writting...that is if you expect a reply back. How about referencing something from our profile, so we know you at least read it. It will at least get you past the delete button.

My Ideal Person Non-smokers...smokers are a deal breaker.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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  • 53/52 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Magnolia, Texas, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman) or Groups
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what we have
Our Trophy Case:
Birthdate: October 12, 1963 January 1, 1965
Travels to: Austin, Texas, United States
Relocate?: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm 5 ft 1 in
Body Type: Average Ample
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Education: High school graduate Some college
Occupation: Retired Marine Corps Prefer not to say
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Christian Christian
Male Endowment: Average/Average N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 38 / 85 DD (E, if no DD)