funxional 52 / M
"Are you nervous?"
Brownsville, Texas, United States
 
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Member Since: February 22, 2013

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funxional 52/M
Brownsville, Texas
Last chance offer..
Introduction
I will be leaving this site soon, either people are not serious or I'm just not attractive, either way I'll be going on the 28th. Last chance offer, act now and get a free massage or an additional naughty act thrown in at no additional cost.

I am just a nice guy looking for someone to have fun with. I'm fit, fun, like to laugh at life's absurdities, and of course, sex is on my mind a lot. I'm open-minded, and feel if no one is getting hurt its Ok.

I like doing things like biking, triathlons, hiking, and I go to the gym regularly but I also like being a couch potato and playing online games, reading a good book, or trying to finish the internet. I like talking philosophy and political theory or what to do when the zombie apocalypse occurs. My MBTI personality type is INTP, so yeah, I am a geek. I also sing along with with the radio, but I won't subject you to that, unless you are a real masochist.

Since it seems obligatory, I would guess my cock is about 6 1/2 to 7 inches and a little thicker than average. If you want to know exactly you will have to bring your own tape measure. Me and my penis have a close relationship and I won't reduce that to a number.

Oh, I mentioned that I like photography, I love to do a sensual/erotic photo shoot (not pornographic, although I guess that is in the eye of the beholder) and good models that are uninhibited are hard to find, so if you are just interested in that, let me know.

Ladies, I realize that you are in demand here but being in demand is not an excuse for rudeness. If someone goes to the trouble to compose a reasonably thoughtful email to you, have the courtesy to respond, even if it is just a "Thanks, but no thanks".

My Ideal Person My ideal person? Well, on this site it is someone who actually exists, as presented, and is willing to contact me or be contacted. I realize that Nicole Sherzinger (super hot babe) is probably not on this site just waiting for me to contact her. Looks and fitness are important but once you cross the "reasonable" line their importance diminishes and wit, charm and personality become more important. Just in case, Nikki, if you see this, call me.

Couples? It is something I hadn't really considered until lately, but I'm open minded, not jealous or possessive, and the idea of another guy being involved doesn't freak me out. In a lot of ways it makes things easier. I'm not bisexual, bi-curious or even bi-the least bit interested, but if some guy gets off on seeing me, all I'm going to feel is flattered.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 52 / male
  • Brownsville, Texas, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: December 20, 1964
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Married
Height: 6 ft 3 in / 190-193 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some grad school
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: Prefer not to say
Want Children: Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Red/Auburn
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Green
Glasses or Contacts: Either
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