funsize36dd 51 / 50 / C
"Bacon and Hot Dirty Sexy is all I need.!!"
Ontario, Oregon, United States
 
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funsize36dd 51/C
Ontario, Oregon
There are very few problems that an orgasm can't solve.
Introduction
Hey Lets Fuck Then Get To Know Each Other The Ice Will Be Broken That Way LMAO!!! We are your average horny couple, We have been married for 21 years and NOT looking for replacements!!We both have curly hair only mine is a perm, I have brown eyes and hubby has green. We're not Barbie's we are much taller. I have 36dd mouth watering tits that love to be sucked on! Hubby has a very nice Cock that hits all those special places that make you smile. He is straight I'm Bi we've done the ffm,mmf,fmfm he loved the fffm what a night that was and we have tried groups as well; love the group setting!! Oh yea and we love Tequila my husband drives a truck between Portland,Eugene,Seattle and Denver I love going with him ridding topless the whole way flashing all the other truckers (and people in cars makes me feel naughty)Oh yea we are a couple that means there are 2 of us Kisses

My Ideal Person Our ideal sexy fuck friends should um ah oh yea Have A Pulse!We would like to meet couples and single sexy bi females or at least curious ones and yea you single guys are pretty cool too, for friendship in and out of the bedroom, Sex so much better when you know who your with. Like most every guy in the world the more women the better Mr. Funsize says but I Mrs. Funsize would like to have a lot of guys as well hell i have 2 hands a mouth and alot of imagination. As for you married guys we will not help you cheat if you have a partner bring them along we can see who screams the loudest while fucking lol. Oh and really important Mr. Funsize is straight.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
metalica, Ac/Dc, country

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
We have alway wanted to go to a swingers party, but everyone
knows what happens at the party stays at the party!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
for me peter north and ron jeremy at the same time there cocks
look amazing on camera for him pam anderson and sophia loren
very hott

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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Information
  • 51/50 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Ontario, Oregon, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English, piglatin
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what we have
Our Trophy Case:
 
His
Her
Birthdate: April 21, 1965 October 8, 1966
Travels to: hell, Oregon, United States
Hometown: san carlos, California, United States redwood city, California, United States
Relocate?: No No
Height: 6 ft 2 in / 187-190 cm 5 ft 2 in
Body Type: Average Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say I don't use drugs
Education: Some college Some college
Occupation: truck driver customer service
Race: American Indian Caucasian
Religion: Catholic Other
Male Endowment: Average/Average N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 36 / 80 DD (E, if no DD)
Hair Color: Salt and Pepper Brown
Hair Length: Short Long
Eye Color: Green Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None None