funcpl477 67 / 49 / C
"Taking a break.Read below"
Wichita, Kansas, United States
 
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funcpl477 67/C
Wichita, Kansas
Introduction
Answering our profile has becum a waste of your time. I n their greediness, AdultFriendFinder has now gone so far as making your replies to our profile unreadable and unanswerable. While holding us out as people that you can actually contact and maybe play with. That has happened after many years of having a very popular profile and enjoying meeting and playing with others. AdultFriendFinder is no longer worthwhile. We are now looking for another venue that is not driven by greed and sharing this on other hot wife and swinger forums.

We left our last profile, below, if you care to read it. But unless you see we have gone gold again, it is a waste of your time to respond.

Gold membership has lapsed and it is difficult to impossible to open profiles and respond to flirts and hotlists. If we have not responded to them it is likely because we can't. We do seem to be able to answer some mail, but do not check in much at the moment. Hopefully our break will not be for long. If you see we are gold - we are back.

Thanks for your interest in us. We have been out of are an erotically adventuresome, happily fun with others for a while. but are easing back in. We are married and attractive couple that enjoys couples, singles, fun groups & nudists too. We are especially interested tin happily married "hotwife" couples.

Men playing alone - please read our entire profile before contacting us. One line replies from single guys are a turn-off and are unlikely to get much interest from us.

This is about sexual fun and pleasure, so if you will pardon our bluntness; we love to fuck and enjoy lots of oral sex too. We love sharing and making fun new friends but ultimately we prefer NSA, FWB (really fun benefits).

She is a gorgeous Asian that has a beautiful little body and the finest little pussy you can imagine. She is super multi-orgasmic and an occasional squirter. Even her nipples are orgasmic. She loves to be very well fucked by a good cock and their cum as much as we guys love good, hot, wet, horny pussy!

I am a "Board Certified Ear-breathing Muff Diver", very nicely equipped and pretty good with all my "tools". I love driving a woman crazy with pleasure and of course, I enjoy being driven crazy with pleasure as well. I am either a dirty ol' man or an imaginative and talented lover with lots of practice. Just depends on your perspective.

She is a gorgeous little doll and I shouldn't be too hard on your eyes.

Both of us very much enjoy it when the other gets very well laid. We like watching each other, taking turns, getting in the middle of everything, 2 or 3 on one, MFFM, MFM, MMFFMM (etc), small groups, swapping, 2 or 3 couples and a few extra guys and hot, wet, fun, cum everywhere sex - just like it was intended to be. That obviously requires carefully selected ddf partners. We are tested ddf.

Our interest in single men is going to involve uninhibited mfm; if you are not comfortable and preferably excited by husband or another man being in the middle of the fun, we are probably the wrong couple for you.

We enjoy everything from one on one to small to medium sized group pleasure. She has done more hot wife adventures (MfM) but enjoys and wants to do more with couples and small groups. He is pretty darned experienced in most kinds of swinging fun and loves it. Don't mind being mentors for beginners. No jealousies or games, just lots of fun and pleasure with other special people. We are both very happy and committed to each other - we have loved each other from moment one. We have very loyal hearts and very "naughty" sexualities - and that is perfect for us.

My Ideal Person My Ideal Person:

Really nice, fun, adventuresome, uninhibited, considerate, attractive to us, ddf, honest and discreet couples, special men and women and groups Must be low drama and have great senses of humor, erotic adventure and sensuality. We are the same.

We enjoy good NSA FWB type friendships though other situations are ok. Non-sexual activities as well as really fun sex makes it even better. We are interested in nudist activities, nude beaches (yeah we know that is near hopeless in KS). Love being naked outdoors. (can't wait for summer!) A nudist resort or beach It would be a first for her, but she loves the idea. Family (non-sexual) or adult oriented is fine.

Like to dance (especially him - she is a bit of a beginner), take a road trip with another fun couple or single (sure miss the days of cheap gas, conversion vans and traveling naked with friends!). Like overnighters with 3 or 4 in the bed & several in a suite. Love house parties.

We are well educated and internationally traveled but like all kinds of people. We likes hot rods, sports events, dancing, yeah Nascar, OU, KU, OSU, WSU. big 12, Chiefs, OKC Thunder (NBA – wow are they fun!!!). Like spur of the moment adventures, even stuff like history, evenings out or in or even better -in and out and in and out and... and especially fucking our friends and a bunch of other things too.

AGE: Although she looks much younger than her age, we are a bit older, especially him - but he is very, very immature for his age! He is either a dirty ol' man or a handsome, talented lover with experience, like beauty it is up to your perspective. We tend to like 40s and older but in the end, having a fun and adventuresome attitude and sexual chemistry with us, is much more important than anything else, so 30s and sometimes even younger can be exciting - if they are turned on by or at least comfortable with the age difference. Though “full of cum” can be loads of fun, young or not so young and dumb isn’t. He thinks it would be a lot of fun for her to have a fun boy toy though so far she prefers a bit of maturity. We both think it would be fun for her to have a well paid part time job with a very sexy boss and she cums home very well fucked regularly – even better if he conspires with me for her pleasure. In the end, the person(s) are far more important than age.

COUPLES: Attractive, fun, sexy couples are extremely welcum. We love MFFM and moving the Ms and the Fs around in various combinations and quantities. If it turns you on it would be fun to even mix in occasional extra Ms and/or Fs for a fun moresomes. Husband loves to take turns teaming up on each other’s wife to drive them crazy with pleasure. But separate room one on ones can be fun too. Really open minded to your erotic ideas.

HOT WIFE COUPLES: It could be even hotter if you also share our little "Hot Wife" kink and your female half is erotically adventuresome with other men with his encouragement, assistance, excitement and pride in her very special sexuality. We have lots of fun ideas to pursue with you and we are very interested in your ideas as well. All kinds of possibilities exist with another “hot wife couple” (or two….) Husband is not a “cuck” but a cuck oriented couple is fine. We both would very much like to have friends of the same orientation.

WOMEN: If you are a very special women who fully embraces and enjoys her sexuality (or would like to learn to), you are also very welcum. You are especially invited if you would enjoy being friends with a sexy couple, you love sex and fun group in a safe and discreet situation appeals to you. It can be especially fun if you are interested in situations where the men outnumber the women and the women get all the good hard pleasure they desire. On two occasions she shared 4 single guys with another woman. They remain some of her hottest memories and something she would enjoy doing again. And yeah, it would be fun for the two of you to go out flirting (and…??) together sometimes, and cum back home to him with….

GROUPS (and house parties): Oh yeah! If you are fun, healthy and drama free, we are very eager to hear from you. There probably no bigger turn-offs for us than finding ourselves with jealousy filled falling down drunk people. Nothing wrong with a couple of drinks but we have seen some otherwise fun situations ruined by too much booze.

SINGLE MEN: We like you. We even like a few of you a lot! Unfortunately there are too many of you that ruin it for the good guys and cause many couples to just say no to any single guy. The first indication that you might be one of those who ruin it, is sending out a bunch of one line responses that are often barely coherent with the basic tone of “hey, want to fuck?” – those will be deleted.
Single guys that attract us realize that we are an erotically adventuresome couple with a great marriage and sex life, that very much enjoy uninhibited MFM (and sometimes more) and are excited about being in a “pile of naked horny, uninhibited people sharing great sex…”. I very much enjoy teaming up with another man (or men) for her (or another woman’s) pleasure, if you do to, please do contact us.

GUYS: If you are phobic about being naked and sharing a very hot woman with another man, that is going to include, as a minimum, so casual MM contact; we are the wrong couple for you. In fact, we aren't sure why you would be considering a couple..??!!

You will have to write a coherent response that openly and honestly tells us something about you and what you would like to share with us, sexually and non-sexually. Novel length is not expected, but it will need to be more than a one-liner. We don’t judge and are not indiscreet so just be honest, you never know, we just might make a great connection. Photos are going to be required pretty early on. Yes, we do like hot, hard cock photos (she is very visual for a woman) but at some point she will want to see more of you than that.

MARRIED GUYS: We aren't saying "never ever" but we have absolutely no interest in being a source of someone else's broken heart or marriage problems. We have and will play with married guys in the right situation, but will not if it is going to hurt someone else.

We have absolutely no tolerance for guys who aren't honest, reliable, considerate and trustworthy or who play games.

If you made it this far: Thanks for taking the time to read and consider our profile! If you are interested and the above fits, we would enjoy hearing from you. Happy Swinging!

Information
  • 67/49 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Wichita, Kansas, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Prefer not to say / Prefer not to say
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 men)
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: Chinese (Cantonese), Chinese (Mandarin), English
 
His
Her
Birthdate: October 30, 1949 October 25, 1967
Travels to: Orlando, Florida, United States
Relocate?: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm 5 ft 2 in
Body Type: Average Slim/Petite
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I don't drink at all
Drugs: I don't use drugs I don't use drugs
Education: Master's degree BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian Asian
Religion: Spiritual Spiritual
Male Endowment: Average/Thick N/A
Bra Size: N/A