Hi, and thank you for taking the time to read our profile...first off this is crazy, second we have no real idea wht the fuck were doing, we like it this way an we're looking for things to happen naturally. And by naturally we mean sign up on an adult website so we can stalk, flirt, email and hope that some hot little POA will get ahold of us for a fun little fling. Lol. We're a very sarcastic, smart assed, foul mouthed, kinky and awesome couple. We're very much looking for a girlfriend for my wife. We are EXTREMELY happy content couple, and not looking to change that. We are however looking to explore more sexually. First and foremost, we are a committed happily married couple. We do not play alone! We prefer couples only, so no single males. We are a very professional and attractive couple. We are looking to spice things up in our relationship with single ladies and very select couples. We are fun, outgoing, we like to go to concerts and love live music and bar hopping after. We love people watching, we would like to meet like minded couples to do the social thing like going out for dinners and drinks etc. From there we could move onto other things, we would like to act out our fantasy’s and watch other couples having sex and in return have them watch us. It’s all about the vibe and how everyone is feeling. We enjoy small parties and making new friends. We are first timers and looking to take this slow, discretion is a must. Were very clean, normal and complete smart asses. We don’t take things perally and are here to have FUN first and foremost. WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

My Ideal Person OUR Ideal Person: Were not looking for single males. We're looking for the elusive sexy single lady! A very rare animal around these parts. Most of all we want people that are down to have a good time, love being naked, love being pleasured! NO FLAKES and NO TWEEKERS

If you've read this far congrats, have all ur teeth and can eat without ur mouth open then give us a shout and let's have some fun.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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