always been down for damn near anything try me P always quotdoing it livequot and always good for bad jokes but could stand to do a bit more quotdoin itquot in this quotlivequot bad jokes got plenty of assets am just late to the game and looking to make up for borrowed time and make some more investments deposits Dim not into it unless youre into it tell me what you want and you can bet your sweet ass that not only will get it but it will be done with the aplomb of an inveterate perfectionist sometimes i can be a slow starter but i learn fast and willpower that if anything teeters on the line between inspiring in a weird way andteach me the ways of the world and watch it dividends tell me what you want and youll be paid it back with interest im not enjoying it unless youre enjoying it silly intro aside at least in a tinder profile or are just insatiably horny or any number of a million other reas one would seek out the services of a socalled quotAdult Friend Finderquot and even if they or i suppose in this case you the reader somehow manage to resist my nearinfinite seductive powers having that connection on a human level is something that i enjoy and appreciate so if you like what you see or what you read interested or not feel free to drop me a line and say hi or whatever and i will do my utmost to be responsive even if i am not necessarily looking to jack off onto a squeegee while conversing in german all in front of an audience of people dressed like elves or whatever beautiful deviancy floats your particular boat though actually just ding i would totally 100 do that who wouldnt they dont call me quotfuck it do it livequot for nothin surprise me xDDPSA FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS FUX WITH NONVERIFIED ACCOUNTSif you actually read all of this bless your heart lol you crazy

Min Idealperson you know im not one to have much of a prescriptive notion of an quotidealquot person who am i to say whats ideal im not so bold as to think that i actually know what is best for me i just try to be myself and see whats out there without any preconceived notionsattributes in people of any gender that i tend to appreciate good sense of humor can take a joke and even better dish em out too but the former is much more important intellectual curiosity a general curiosity about the world and the things within it note that this isnt the same thing as quotsmartquot though smart is definitely sexy but about thinking for ones self and being open to new ideas thoughtfulness in short supply nowadays actual opinions and thoughts about stuff and the ability to update them in response to new evidence empathy talk about things in short supply attractiveness dont we all xD honestly attractiveness comes in lots of shapes and sizes and i appreciate them all well a lot of them generally not as keen on the extremes but 1 im even less keen on rules and 2 attitude goes a loooooong way probably like 80 of the way honestly like i said above im not into it unless youre into it so just keep that mind and when we get into it we can both be into ita nonexhaustive list of things that i find to be of high sexiness in women girls that know what they want if you tell me what you want i can give it to you even if im pretty bad at it at first if you dont tell me what you want dont expect me to magically figure it out even better girls that know what they want and take it a bit of a wild side subversive adventurous streak im someone who is a fan of doing things spur of the moment and am very turned on when i find a kindred spirit lets try not to get arrested though lol unless it was worth it lol dirtiness quotsluttinessquot nymphoness whatever you wanna call liking effusively the act and pursuit of sex talking dirty love doing the dirty etc i find to be just like insanely attractive and i dont quite get why i come across them so infrequentlythe quotfuck it do it livequot commandments abridged if you wanna get some go get some if you wanna get some from me tell me you want it and ill give it to ya im a fast learner or make it clear you dont wanna tell me and then ill go put my big boy pants on and figure it out myself if you really wanna get some tell me how badly you want it and spare no detail if you know what you want feel free to tell me in every last lurid detail or better yet go get it as a side note can we talk about how the idea of slut shaming defies comprehension to me not only does everyone get better at getting each others rocks off with a bit more practice but also i just dont see how or why i should care how and with whom you last got your rocks off dont go violating commitments partners expectations but beyond that in my book if you got laid then all power to you im happy for ya end of story generally speaking while itd be wrong to call myself or anyone else quot100 straightquot given that that determination makes absolutely no sense but what i will say is that ive dipped my toes in far enough and the water just wasnt quite right the cock didnt like the smell of what the rock was cooking lol i dont have another one given that i appear to be at least 10x more attractive to gay men than straight women believe you me i gave it a fair shake it just doesnt seem to be where my bread is buttered but if the moments right who could say what i will say is that im just not that keen on penises and i dont really forsee how thats gonna change given that they are just intrinsically kinda ugly but im not gonna say i dont appreciate a cute boy when i see one oh boy here come the messages lol

Vilken typ av sexuella aktiviteter gör dig kåt?:
Ge Oralsex, fucking in public omfg

Har du någonsin haft cybersex?:
Jag har provat det, men det är inte detsamma.

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