espmanhattan 47 / 42 / C
"CUM TOGETHER!"
hoboken, New Jersey, United States
 
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espmanhattan 47/C
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Introduction
sexy and funny and attractive married couple looking for a fun, flirty and attractive Couples!

Most importantly we look for fun, drama free couples/single women that we could be friends with outside the bed as well as inside and under the covers. Friendship and respect are very important to us!

We are a young married couple and are both looking for other sexy, attractive couples or single women to play with. He is straight. She LOVES women but is also very attracted to MEN also! Would love to email first and meet in a public place like a lounge/bar to make sure we connect and then take it from there, hopefully to the bedroom for some sensual and intimate fun! D&D free a must!

OK, we need to edit this because as we get more mature our tastes have gotten pickier and we are looking for:

1. REAL couples

1a. Please please try very hard to form a complete sentence when writing to us. For example, emailing us these examples below do not make you look intelligent:

-u guys r hot
-hello
-hey guys
-nice profile
-hi

if you cannot muster enough energy to type a complete sentence or even two then we will have difficulties holding a real live conversation with you in person.

2. Be married.... of the 99% that are boyfriend/girlfriend, 99% of them will not make it in this lifestyle, don't take it personally - as this is not a rumor, statistics prove it and we have seen it happen first hand plenty of times!

3. Be intellectual and have business savvy experience.

4. Having kids will earn you bonus points with us..shows you can be super responsible...you dog owners know who you are!!!

5. PLEASE PLEASE - if your age is the drinking age plus any single digit number then you are probably too young and probably cannot even figure out this mathematical equation.

6. Be ready to share face pictures. Our free time is precious and we want to make sure there is chemistry. If you are afraid to share face pixs then let's part ways now. We are real, VERY good looking and confident. You should be too. Good luck.

6A. Again, please have real, sharp, in focus, hi res - face pixs. And not the types that are 1985 Polaroids that are scanned in. Recent pixs, ones that promote yourselves, not ones that show an extreme close up of your vaginas or asses...we don't need to see that close up until we meet!

6B. Ok, after the last couple who just emailed us we had to put yet another footnote in this section. Please do not write us or IM us and try to convince us to meet you for drinks WITHOUT showing us face pixs. Our time is limited, we are married, both have high profile jobs in NYC and have two toddlers, so why dear god would we take our one Free Saturday night a month and take a chance without sharing face pixs to meet you out for drinks. We are sure you understand, and your mom is not on sls waiting to find pictures of you. Life doesn't work that way, so grow some balls and show us your faces like we do!

7. Try not to have to word LATIN in your profile. We are not racist or judgemental....but doesn't it seem like the only ethnicity to do this are the latins? Why don't Jews have screen names like JEWTHIS, or 69forJEW???

8. Please for the love of God do not put the word HOT in your profile name. Yes we know, everyone here is hot, super hot, on fire hot, so hot you need to put HOT in your profile name TWICE. Try to be yourself and your chemistry, personalities and pictures will sell themselves, not your HOT profile name.

9. If you have a picture of your motorcycle in your profile it's time to move on, thank you for stopping by but we are sure there is no chemistry. We don't have anything against motorcycles, we like them as a transportation device but if you LOVE your bike that much that you feel the need to put as one of your private pixs then...uhmmm...really...there is nothing more to say.

10. Can you believe we are up to #10! Is it too much to ask that you look pretty darn close to what your pictures represent? I mean if you're going to take an entire weekend evening up you might want to look sharp, dress up and for the sake of possibly kissing later on that evening, either wash your mouth with scope before you walk in or cut down on the # of packs of cigarettes - smelling like a smoke stack is NOT a turn on folks.

ok, yes we had to add a 10b and not in correct order. Actually this is practically a deal braker. Smoking, yes smokers, I know we are that couple who has to point it out. Your teeth are yellow, your clothes REEK and that binaca or mint you just took right before kissing my wife didn't actually work. Anyone who says the "sweet smell of cancer" is a turn on isn't really the kinda couple we are going to vibe with.

10a. What is with screen names like "chocolatemix" or caramelandnugget"? Is that a regional thing only found in the northeast where couples actually put their skin tone into their screen names? Then why doesn't anyone do names like "whitefevernights" or whiteyhornysexxy" or "blackandwhitecookie"?

NEW 11. We have met plenty of couples and they all say the same thing: "We look for long term friends and good people to hang out with, not one night stands". We actually live by that motto. We don't want to meet you if all you want is to grab a drink and 20 minutes later fuck at a motel…..that's why they invented craigslist and Ashley Madison.

We want REAL people, REAL couples, REAL cool friendship connection, people we can have a sexy atmosphere in and out of the bedroom with….where are those couples??????

My Ideal Person SEE ABOVE!

NO SINGE GUYS!!!! Even if you love our profile soon much and you find it refreshing PLEASE for the love of the mofo gods do NOT email us!!!!!!

Information
  • 47/42 / Couple (man/woman)
  • hoboken, New Jersey, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman) or TS/TV/TG
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what we have
Our Trophy Case:
 
His
Her
Birthdate: October 2, 1969 October 29, 1974
Relocate?: No No
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm 5 ft 7 in
Body Type: Athletic Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college) BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Jewish Jewish
Male Endowment: Average/Average N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 36 / 80 D
Hair Color: Brown Brown
Hair Length: Short Medium
Eye Color: Hazel Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: None None