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I recently spent a month in Western Europe and had the time of my life (instant addiction to travel, need to go back). I like bars, restaurants, cafes, and partial to live music, theatre, art and exhibitions of all kinds. I'm huggy and cuddlike - I will hold your hand in public if you give me half a chance, and I will give you my jacket if you're cold and then hug you because now I'm freezing and you have my jacket. And I'm liable to casually give you a discreet gentle neck massage in public once we know each other better. I wear my heart and my old-fashioned chivalry on my sleeves. I'm passionate about so many things, but most especially who I'm with. I have a very dry sense of humour and a pretty positive outlook on life and people in general. I give of my time and energy because I know no other way. I'm open-minded and nonjudgmental, and committed to social justice in all its forms.
I like cold pizza in the morning. I like cider but not beer. I invented my own omelette and multi-asian stirfry. I use 3 different implements to mash potatoes. I always make more food than I can eat, and then eat it all anyway - my ability to eat and not put on weight will drive you crazy. I eat corn kernels straight from the can (I do drain them first otherwise it's a bit weird) and make sandwiches out of dips.
I have an overly-dominant trivia gene which sometimes hijacks my brain at pun-point: I quote movies, TV, songs and books conversationally - a chronic pop culture junkie. I love good TV (HBO rocks), documentaries and movies, I read, I write, I adlib song lyrics on the fly. My musical tastes range from classical to 50s, 60s and 70s, take a sharp left turn at Morris Minor & The Majors, Matterhorn Project and Weird Al Yankovic, get lost in the eighties and then head back towards a dizzying mix of everything else. I invent my own words when needecessary. I'm usually really good at paragraphing and writing things down in some kind of order, but clearly not this time.
Quirky and weird (in good ways)(so I'm told), I do everything in my own offbeat way and it usually works for me - I'm very me indeed and have happily resigned myself to my fate (*sigh*). If, after a few days of chatting, I give you my phone number or suggest that we meet, it's not because I'm pushy or desperate. It's because I'm interested in you and I sometimes forget the etiquette - feel free to remind me and forgive me.
My Ideal Person CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRIES.
Your fantasy desire for a long luxurious full body massage - with chocolate strawberries - dovetails perfectly with one of my main fantasies - to give a deserving woman the massage of a lifetime. I am confident this massage will be like no massage you have ever had, especially including those bits that often get overlooked, such as scalp and temples, earlobes, and all round your toes, to name a few.
It may include (but is in no way limited to):
- various oils, creams, lotions, unguents, and salves;
- some of those weird rolly nobbly massage toys;
- firm/hard massage where required, with special attention paid to knotted muscles and sore bits;
- me indulging you in every way either of us can think of. Let your imagination run wild: I take requests...
- a very strong possibility of you being handfed strawberries, raspberries, cherries, marshmallows, etc., dipped in chocolate, custard, honey, ginger syrup, etc. This could get messy: I'll do the cleaning up;
- occasional light tickling and such: I'll bring a feather;
- you being kissed and nibbled all over. Twice...
3 important points to note:
1. It will be all about you. Prepare to be spoilt.
2. It will last for ages. If I get tired I will stop! - hammer time!, eats me can of spinach, take a proton pill which gives me the strength of 20 atom bombs for 20 seconds, and then resume.
3. If your are not blissfully, deliriously contented and happy and all floppy and relaxed and floating in the air and tingly all over when I'm done, then I have failed (boo) and may have to try again another time (yay!) .
We can make a day or an evening of it - some food and wine, company and conversation. We will of course only do what you are comfortable with doing, and only go as far as you want to go. This is about gentle physical intimacy, not sex. If you're not sure of the difference, then take me up on my offer and I will show you.
I think that this is a great way to get to know someone better, it's fun and relaxing for both of us, it gives me warm fuzzy feelings, and numerous scientific studies have shown that every woman deserves a night of royal decadence and indulgence.
So, in conclusion, If you have no strong objections to spending some time being treated as a woman should, being the sole focus of all my attention and desire, being pampered and forgetting about the rest of the world for a while, then I'm your man.
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Pink floyd, Creedance Clearwater revival, ladytron,
The knife, The Eagles, Beatles, Dupont, Queen
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, A little of each
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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