downysofty 56 / F
"Stop Scrollin I'm here.!"
kentville, Nova Scotia, Canada
 
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downysofty 56/F
kentville, Nova Scotia , Canada
.so at the gym this am, an older gent asked me" what machine do I need to use to impress you"?...I replied " the ATM machine in the lobby ".
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UPDATE...!!! This should cut down on a lot of wasted and unwanted emails...if you are attached , married or some other damn situation that involves you going home to a partner PLEASE and I repeat do not message me..........and i don't give a damn if you're not getting a long or the situation is bad at home DO NOT message me......that's my rant......

.BTW the length or girth of your dick doesn't impress me in the least, or whether you can actually shove your dick in a woman's mouth , pussy or ass.........my question to you is can you have an intelligent or somewhat stimulating conversation. ?.........do you know the difference between ... your, you're, to, too , two. there, their, they're ?.. and no these are not trick questions.....HA.. !!

............... then we have you married guys demanding " honesty and respect", but discrete cause your wife doesn't know you're on here........FFS..........wait a minute til I stop laughing............!!!!

.............. could you please include a picture of YOU when sending me a message if you don't have one on your profile...........thank you...!!!

I love the outdoors... I love to laugh and can find humor in almost any situation... I like a man who has a witty sense of humor ....Life is way too short to be serious ......

If I add you to my favorites, I'm at a party smiling at you from across the room.

I'm not needy or desperate ... I want a connection and then the ultimate high , the craving for intimacy....without either I am not willin' to settle.........not looking for FWB . ABC , NSA or STDs
but there's lots on here that want that, so best of luck..

I'm interested in dating, one has to start somewhere.....who knows what lies in store ,that casual date may lead into another, then another.... and before I realize it, I'm smiling thinking about you ...

I haven't been in the dating scene for way too long........things have sure changed since then...........damn to get a date now there are so many rules such as you..............can't smoke, can't drink ,can't do drugs, can't drink Tims coffee, , be fit, eat all healthy foods, can't be doing the bar scene, must love wine, be a god fearing christian, must love the beach, must love dogs, must have a high paying career, have your own house, boat, 4 Wheeler, had to have traveled the world . ....frig are you serious..!!!

My Ideal Person I'm not lonely, I just want to dance in the rain with you...

I live to laugh and love to live......I don't really want a man who has to take meds in the am to get his day started, or meds to go to sleep......you must already be happy with your life, don't put the onus on me to make you happy...

I know everyone has baggage , without that you haven't lived.......but I would hope as time and years go forward your luggage would get lighter. me I travel with an over night bag..

I'm initially attracted to men taller than myself, nice smile, nice teeth and oh yeah nice shoes...smilin

I don't fish ( hate worms )

.....oh yeah and while you're showing off your six pack , keep in mind that I like mine in a 24 pack......on ice

I'm loyal ( I would get you out of jail), trustworthy (you can actually tell me why you were arrested), & fun (if you called earlier I would be in jail with you )

if we meet , you must have a picture of your father, so I can tell what you'll look like when you get older..I'm joking right..??


What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
a few too mention

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
not at all...............

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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  • 56 / female
  • kentville, Nova Scotia, Canada
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Men
Birthdate: December 30, 1960
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 175-177 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: High school graduate
Occupation: retired
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Bra Size:
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None
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