dork_knight 31 / M
"Waiting to be discovered..."
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
 
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dork_knight 31/M
Melbourne, Victoria , Australia
Introduction
I like to laugh a lot and loudly. I enjoy ridiculous conversations about nothing. Don't get me started on history or the future potential of humanity, unless you're into that.

Guess this would be the part where I point out I'm a nerd. Not the skinny jeans and wayfarer glasses kind, but the shy (at first) dork who can suspend disbelief when considering Batman.

For the ladies out there pedantic about physique, I do hit the gym quite often. Sadly though Calvin Klein still isn't returning my calls about the underwear gig. Apparently I give good hugs though.

My Ideal Person Preferably friends with benefits.

Someone who gives me brain boners along with the conventional kind.

Open and honest about who they are personally and sexually.

Definitely anyone who finds solace in the fact that in a violent, imperfect world, someone out there is designing dildos shaped like dragon penises.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Childish Gambino

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yes. Monica Bellucci. I love her long dark hair.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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Information
  • 31 / male
  • Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: January 6, 1986
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 185-187 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Current college student
Occupation: Retail/Student
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have Children: No
Want Children: Yes
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Inconsistent/Variable
Glasses or Contacts: None