I'ts a macy's parade float of a sausage that must have drifted away? No wait, it's, it's..... BONERMAN! More powerful then your biggest vibrator, faster then bunny's doing it, able to leap into bed in a single bound. It's BONERMAN! By day he is mild mannered divkvulcano, a writer for a dirty magazine in megadongopolis. But when the need arises (wink,wink) he changes into or (out off) and becomes BONERMAN. helping needy women in distress.

Mi persona ideal: Oh come on now it?s not that big. Some of you have said ?you aren?t coming near me with that thing! You would hurt me?. At first I just laughed then they said they were serious. Now don't be silly! I thought. I can fuck hard and I can fuck soft. They said no, that won't work, I know the size of my vagina. The length is what scares them; they are afraid they're going to bottom out. It's all good though. I figured out a system, pretty simple you fuck me! See I relinquish all control to you. You can just get up their on top, position your juicy little lips on the head of my meat sickle, take a breath, relax and just slowly slide on down to a depth of your choosing. They usually give a sigh and moan and agree that wasn't bad. Now girth size, you should be able to handle because it's amazing what your little box can adjust to, and besides girth that's where you're most likely to obtain an orgasm and orgasm's are good. Who wants a ORGASM?