I'm always on the lookout for guys who might be interested in attending a Dick Size Measuring Party. For the uninitiated, a DSMP is a drug-free/safer sex party that also features a measuring component and since it’s not a contest, guys of any manhood size are welcome to participate. The parties always take place on a Saturday afternoon at a buddies place in Universal City.

理想の相手： The ideal participant is a man between the ages of 18 to 60 who has a Body Mass Index (BM no greater than 28. If you’re not sure what your BMI is, there are many online calculators to help you – all you need to know is your height and weight. We typically have approximately ten men attend, although we occasionally have many more. Please note that this party is for men only - no females will be present.

The pictures that accompany this ad were taken at similar parties I’ve hosted and should help dispel the notion that only measuring takes place.

Interested? Get back to me with your age, height and weight-related stats.