crazycouples2009 37 / 37 / C
"looking for Couples/ Females full swap no drama for flakes!!"
GLENDALE, Arizona, United States
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Looking to have some fun this weekend, send us an email if you would like to meet up.
. Couples we are still here enjoying friends to go out with drinking, dancing, dinner or what ever. We are willing to try any thing twice! Except male on male so don't ask! Don't be shy to drop us a line. Flirts are great but a lot of those come threw so if you are really interested email us if no pics on profile send a few of your face. Thanx for looking!

Food for thought...
Taking charge is not bad.
Oh my fucking god, please learn to respect the clit. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle your fingers around my pussy like you're trying to tickle me. Do not drum your fingertips against my vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of my pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger and start jabbing at things. And if you really don't know what to do, ask me. Just ask. "How do you like it?" It's a simple question, and I will answer straight out. The clitoris is a varied item, indeed. Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner liked.

Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well. Yes, there are women out there who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jack hammering. When I am bucking wildly against you, it's not because I want you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around my vagina like you're mixing a cake batter up there. It's because I want you to hold down my arms, or grab my hips, or push my legs above my head, and fuck me harder. Act like you are planning on fucking my throat from the inside out.

A little roughness is nice. Do not pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled. Do not act shocked if she wants you to spank her ("Really? Spanking? Won't it hurt?" - yes, it does. That's the fucking point). Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of my ass that I sit on. Judge my response and continue on from there. You don't have to bend me over one knee and tell me I’m a naughty girl and that Daddy's going to punish her. Women are less delicate than you think, so don't worry about breaking my hip.

It's OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, I feel like I am not pleasing you. So please, please make some noise. If you're banging a woman, and she's crying out and moaning, and you can't even manage a grunt, I’m going to feel like an idiot. You don't have to make the sounds I am making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Groan against my neck when you're in missionary position. You don't have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute, I’m going to get worried.

I like dirty talk, in addition to the grunting. If you'd like to get some dirty talk going, ask dirty questions. Ask me if I like the way you are fucking me. If I respond well, continue with something like, "God, you look so fucking hot." And so on. Try the following:

"Oh, god. Your pussy is SO tight."
"You're so wet - are you wet because you like the feel of my cock ramming you?"

If all of those work, you can then progress to things like "sexy little bitch" and "dirty girl". Tread carefully, but please, tread. Do not tiptoe. Do not sit down. Charge!

You're not obligated to eat me out. In return, I’m not obligated to choke on your dick. Don't skip one and expect the other. If you do eat my pussy, the only comment you should make about my pussy is how nice it is.

Do not bitch about condoms. Oh, we hate them. Trust us. They hurt us more than they hurt you. But we don't want to catch anything, right? Don't whine about condom sex. Do not explain that you can't come with one on. LEARN to come with one on!

My Ideal Person Looking for a couple or sometimes a single female. No single men. Not wanting to meet a couple that is not sure about the life style, its fine if you are new we love newbies! We just don't want any drama when it comes to playtime. All you flakes and fakes please don't bother us! we are tired of it. We are 100% real and have experience to prove it! Do you?!?

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Rancid, Sublime, Bob Marley, Nirvana, NOFX

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Role playing.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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  • 37/37 / Couple (man/woman)
  • GLENDALE, Arizona, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Women or Couples (man/woman)
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Have Children: Yes. We sometimes live together.
Want Children: Happy with what we have
Our Trophy Case:
Birthdate: December 29, 1979 November 29, 1979
Travels to: Las Vegas, Alabama, United States
Hometown: glendale, Arizona, United States peoria, Arizona, United States
Relocate?: No No
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm 5 ft 1 in
Body Type: Average Average
Smoking: I'm a heavy smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs I don't use drugs
Education: Some college BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Owner Prefer not to say
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Spiritual Spiritual
Male Endowment: Average/Thick N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 34 / 75 B
Hair Color: Red/Auburn Brown
Hair Length: Short Medium
Eye Color: Green Green
Glasses or Contacts: None None